Dear Blank Please Blank

[neverlosethefeeling]

Funny new website I found... www.dearblankpleaseblank.com

Dear girls,

If you can read this, make me a sammich.

Sincerely, a boy.

Dear mother,

Please realize it wasn't a phase, and it still hurts that you think it is.

Sincerely, Your gay son. (AKA Saltman)

Dear fellow classmates from my high school graduating class of over 20 years ago,

Please stop trying to be my friend on Facebook. You hated me 20 years ago. You terrorized me. You made fun of me, threw things at me and vandalized my house. What makes you think all is forgiven and I'm ready to be your buddy now?

Sincerely, Still Bitter.

Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely, Canada.

Dear J.K. Rowling,

Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?

Sincerely, Anonymous.

[Mr. Scot]

Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely, Canada.

[LifeisaGarden]

Dear people with one leg,

We are now hiring!

Sincerely, IHOP.

[Mr. Scot]

Dear people with one leg,

We are now hiring!

Sincerely, IHOP.

That's the most wrong thing I've seen in a while :sosp:

(yes, I chuckled)

[TheRealDeal]

That's the most wrong thing I've seen in a while :sosp:

(yes, I chuckled)

Go to the thread about the wheelchair guy and click the link then read the comments. Very wrong stuff but you will still chuckle!

[boo7382]

I like this one.... just b/c I see it so much

Dear "trendy" teenage girl,

Please name more than three songs by the band on your shirt.

Sincerely, annoyed real fan

[boo7382]

Dear Turkey,

I want to be in you so bad right now.

Sincerely, Stuffing.

[Mr. Scot]

It's the same format we use for "Notes and Memos" here.

My favorite was this...

Dear Edward,

You're doing it wrong.

- Dracula

[Kitten Diver]

Dear Taliban,

I want to be in you so bad right now.

Sincerely, Teh Saltman

:patriot:

[boo7382]

your little gif down there is very distracting

[Kitten Diver]

your little gif down there is very distracting

I like where your heads at... Wanna fug?

[Jase]

...

Dear Jase,

Eat your heart out.

Love,

Boo's left shoe

[boo7382]

I like where your heads at... Wanna fug?

is that the line you use on everyone:icon_bs:

[Kitten Diver]

is that the line you use on everyone:icon_bs:

Nope. Just women I want to sexercise with...