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I will give them credit for being the first crappy team we've played that isn't delusional about how crappy they are.

North Carolina Dallas fans are more or less the scum of the earth. Dallas Dallas fans are basically like any other fan base. An outer layer of assclowns followed by the vast majority who just want to watch some good football.

So the Viper just does whatever he wants, and he gets away with it. Seems like he should be the Patriots in this analogy.

Wait what happens to Gilgamesh? Does he get revenge on that viper bitch? Cliffhangers not cool man.

Superbowl MVP

I like to only post when I feel I have something that hasn't already been contributed. With a pretty solid core of posters, I don't feel the need to jump in much. When I do it's usually extended metaphors, race baiting, and/or polysyllabic words. Unless I'm PwP (posting while pooing), then all bets are off.

We need a strawman emoji...

Never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.

I see what you did there...

I'll take feminists over misogynists every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

Yeah let's not get carried away... it's probably going to be more like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

That actually would have been: Sammi Jo Makes Good on Body Paint Bet

Missy Elliott. Excellent half time adjustment.

He's the Captain Munnerlyn of WRs. He'll overproduce for his natural talent but underproduced for what the coaches ask him to do.

If the doctor said it was medically safe, I would have induced birth last weekend.