Are there any Panther hats available for a 39 year old white father of two whose wife drives a minivan?

[All about the Benjamin]

Get one of those throwback snapbacks 1996-style. The ones Dom Capers used to wear, white with a black bill. You can curve the bill, and they don't look too old-manish. I've got one, and people love that hat.

[Thal]

They make all the hats for 39 year old black fathers of two whose wife drive minivans.

[ashehudson]

gotta shop at Lids or some poo for a white man hat.

The Lids in the Asheville mall has none but they are very eager to order it for you at 3 times the price of ordering it yourself....

[ashehudson]

Said it plenty before, I cannot get a flatbill to look right curving the bill. The fabric for the dome is cut different. Ive tried wrapping the bill around a beer can & securing with a fat rubber band. The fuggin thing still looks like a box on my head... I mostly wear the 47brand, got both a blue & a black. I have a few fitted curvedbills that I can wear depending on how long its been since my last haircut....

..and the wife drives a Dodge Grand Caravan....

For me it's not the bill that bothers me but how the dome part of the hat is about 30% bigger than needed. Even on fitted caps.

[SCP]

They make all the hats for 39 year old black fathers of two whose wife drive minivans.

Fashion industry trying to hold me down.

[MichaelNewtonII]

Universal swag.... Go bucket hat.

http://www.nflshop.com/catalog/product/New_Era_Carolina_Panthers_Training_Bucket_Hat_-_White

• Its not flat bill
• It has enough swag for the under 30 crowd but not so much that you seem like your trying to stay hip
• Summer is coming and it makes a great training camp hat

You're right about the swag of the bucket hat. It's becoming real popular now with people my age

[PantherFanOne]

I hate the whole flatbill bs too.

 

So true. They look like a fugging Duck is sitting on ones head. Yet some birdbrains wear them and think they are cool.

[KendrickPanther]

I loved the sharktooth hats in the 90s.

[Hammerin'Cameron34]

Buy flat bill hat. Curve bill.

[SCP]

Found one. Horizontal stripes make my head look smaller. Got props for it in Vegas.