This is badaxe

[Panthro]

http://www.geek.com/news/physics-exploiting-axe-splits-wood-in-record-time-1591725/

 

 

[Jangler]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/04/19/cnbc-best-and-worst-jobs-of-2014/7881247/
 

Lumberjack
Change from ranking on 2013 list: Down 1
Midlevel income: $24,340
Key factors for ranking: work environment (ranked worst of all 200 jobs), income and outlook. Lumberjack comes close to the bottom for nearly every factor, from the job being dangerous to low income. But it's also taken a hit on the outlook as the construction industry slumps and the newspaper industry shrinks. Plus, technological advancements are quickly replacing the need for humans in the wood-harvesting process.

 

 

 

[Herbert The Love Bug]

I got wood

[Rise of The Hive]

I pulled my wiener.

[cptx]

he must have a tiny fireplace