Creepiest things ever said by children

[sharkkiller]

This may very well be something that has been posted here before, but these are freaky as hell, and some are just funny. 

 

it is a Reddit thread about the creepiest thing your child has ever said or done.

 

Anyone here have any stories of their own?

 

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing/

 

Some samples:

 

 

 

While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door. She kept looking around me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, "the man." To which I replied, "what man?" She then pointed at the closet and said, "the man with the snake neck." I turn around and nothing was there. I'm afraid to look into the history of my house to see if anyone hung themselves in the closet. At least she wasn't scared.

 

 

 

Why are you crying?

"Bad man"

What bad man?

"There." Points behind me at a dark corner of the room

Lamp on bookshelf next to said darkened corner falls off as soon as I turn to look.

She slept in our bed that night

 

 

 

My co-worker's four year old daughter always thought that the rattling of the water pipes in the kitchen cupboards were "white wolves" and the sound always scared her.

One day she was sitting at the kitchen table and she said, "Mom. The white wolves aren't bad... they're our friends!"

Her mom encouraged the idea by saying, "Yes! The white wolves are protecting us. They are our friends."

Then her daughter added in, "They're our friends, but not the man who crawls on the floor and stands by my bed".

 

 

When I was about 4, I would remember talking to "Mr.Peterson" whenever I was at my grandmothers house. He looked like a hobo from the great depression and had a guitar and sang me old timey blues, he told me that he died when he fell of a train he was riding whist drunk on moonshine. I stopped seeing him when I was about 6.

Anyway, 6 months ago I found my dads old acoustic guitar and started playing, and my little cousin told me "Mr.Peterson is proud of you!" And left.

I dont know what to think

 

[Mr. Scot]

Yeah...I'm creeped out now :unsure:

[TheRumGone]

please tell me this poo isn't real

[CatofWar]

My oldest, around 4 at the time, told me about his imagiNary friend. He said he was a little boy also and would come to visit him every so often and his name was boot. My little brother died when he was 7 and one of his nicknames was boot. At the time we never discussed g (another nickname) with him. I like to believe it was him.

[Mr. Scot]

On the day my male parrot died, a little after I put the female parrot in her sleep cage for the night, I heard her muttering the name of my male parrot and 'talking' to him.

 

I like to think maybe he came to help her get to sleep on her first night without him.

[Mr. Scot]

So i clicked the link to read more...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, that was a mistake :(

[sharkkiller]

Still reading this stuff and saw this one...holy crap:

 

 

 

 

So a friend of mine was six years old when she told her mother that "the lady who use to live here told me that she hates the wallpaper" and that "you are covering her note". My friends mom just thought it was make believe rambling and forgot about it. Well, twelve years later when the mom is redecorating and taking down the wallpaper in the attic, she finds a suicide note scratched into the wall. The mom freaks the fug out and calls my friend and starts crying asking if she remembered anything more about the women who spoke to her. My friend starts to recall the woman and starts to freak out saying she only remembered talking to her in the attic.

 

[Mr. Scot]

How bout this one...

 

I work in a preschool. Creepy s--t gets said and done all the time. The one that sticks out to me happened last year. There is a small kitchenette area in our classroom that the kids use during free time for playing house or whatever pretend games they think up. There was one little girl that I was keeping a close eye on, mostly because of how withdrawn from the other kids she was. I noticed she was playing with a babydoll in the kitchenette, rocking it back and forth and singing to it.

 

She then took the baby, shoved it into the play oven and slammed the door shut. She turned around, looked straight at me, and said, "Sometimes bad babies go in timeout" in the creepiest little girl voice I've ever heard before smiling and running off. That one kind of shook me.

 

:blink:

[TheRumGone]

^i'm not reading this thread anymore

[Mr. Scot]

Others...

 

I was tucking in my two year old. He said "Good bye dad." I said, "No, we say good night." He said "I know. But this time its good bye."

 

My 3 year old daughter stood next to her new born brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, "Daddy its a monster..we should bury it."

 

I jokingly asked: "What's the best way to get a girlfriend?"

7-year-old's response: "Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again."

 

"So I shouldn't throw him in the fire?"

3 year old daughter holding her baby brother for the first time.

 

When I was a waitress, I watched a little girl (4ish) stab her plastic fork into her sandwich repeatedly, saying "die die die die die die". When I asked her what she was doing (her mom was in the bathroom for a minute), she replied with a straight face, "I like to kill things, but mom says I shouldn't. So I picked the ham because it can't scream."

 

"My brain is telling me to do things I don't want to do."

He's 4.

 

Possibly the creepiest thing he did was one day I scolded him for misbehaving so he hid his head under his blanket. I pretended I couldn't find him by saying "Where is my little Carson?" He slowly lowered the blanket and with a dead evil stare said, "Carson is gone, I am Rick."

 

My 5 year old at the time had night terrors and would scream in her sleep. One night I said "mama's here its okay". She looked right at me still asleep and screamed "mama? But who is that behind you?"

 

My girlfriend wants us to have a baby.

 

After reading this stuff I'm not so sure :unsure:

[nickzz]

fake

[Mr. Scot]

Buddy of mine said he was told by his grandpa about the day his grandmother died.

 

He was three years old and just playing by himself in a room nearby while other family members were at her side.  Suddenly whoever was watching him saw him look up at the ceiling and say "Bye Grandma".

 

She had, in fact, just died. 

[Chimera]

This makes me rethink my son's night terrors years ago...

[Cary Kollins]

welp that's it i'm never having children