Rapper Attempts Suicide

[Cary Kollins]

"What's the difference between us?

We can start at the penis and scream I don't give a fug and see who means it."

Your move Slim Shady.

[Doyle]

Maybe he had no intention of committing suicide until he realized he had just cut off his own penis???

[Mvp2014]

I wonder if he tried to hit his balls with a spiked bat.

Lol he put em on the dresser first. Hit thst poo like BOOWWWWW

[R0CKnR0LLA]

big deal, cutting off my penis and jumping out a window is just a typical Tuesday but then again I'm a real OG

[Alcatraz49ers]

This is the funniest thing I have read in months.

[Alcatraz49ers]

ER priority list:

-sliced off own penis & jumped off balcony

-heart attack

-burn victim

-car crash

-misc.

[Alcatraz49ers]

"Hi, I'm rapper Andre--I flipped the fug out & sliced off my--Johnson. Thanks to ObamaCare my penis was surgically reattached free of charge. Thanks Obama. Be sure to enroll at ACA.gov today. Because you never know when you'll need a helping hand to sew own your Nu Wang."

[Alcatraz49ers]

Head feelin sick

Can't find a ho

Gonna slice my dick

And jump the second flo

[Porn Shop Clerk]

this is almost as funny as that time eric clapton's kid committed suicide

 

[Jangler]

boooooooooooooooooooo

[Doyle]

Porn Shop Clerk, on 16 Apr 2014 - 6:46 PM, said:

this is almost as funny as that time eric clapton's kid committed suicide

 

I have to admit you've been on quite a roll lately.  I never pie your posts though because deep down I don't want people to think I'm as sick as you are. 

[Anybodyhome]

Was it only because he was already on the second floor, or did he run up one flight of stairs from the first floor and think, "Yeah, 20' oughtta do it!"

[Dpantherman]

Since when was cutting off your penis on the suicide checklist? Gotta at least get laid one last time first.

[jasonluckydog]

I'll have what he's having.