Don't like what your parents named you?

[nickzz]

there was a girl at my elementary school named mada (pronounced made-a) butt.

[Jackofalltrades]

If Ha-Ha was his given name I could see it.

[PhillyB]

i wish to jesus my name was johnny dickshot

[2jakefansinva]

Dick Trickle blew his own head off.

 

which one ???

[L-TownCat]

In middle school I was in the band with a guy named Richard Banger. He went only by Richard, but the moment a roomful of 12 year olds discovered the nickname for Richard, well, it didn't end well for him. Needless to say he did not attend high school with us.

[Rise of The Hive]

Thank God for unanswered prayers..