Text from my aunt after talking with TD's wife

[TheRed]

SCP have you been to the restrooms there yet?

[the butch]

Meh, a second year player is freaking out.  He's not exactly a veteran player yet.  Still needs to learn the ways of the world.

[SCP]

How are the bathrooms?

Meh. A little cramped. I like to be able to stretch out when I poop at a steak house. I get the meat sweats so ample room is necessary.

[L-TownCat]

Hey I'm tellin' ya bros, don't be hatin

Good post, bad post or poo post. As long as SCP is the author I'm reading that bitch. Truth.

[PiratePanther189]

Sounds like a buncha jibbah jabbah to me

[ctrcat]

Cason and Thomas in FA, Hardy for Raiders #5 (Greg Robinson), Benjamin at #28, ASJ at #60, Desean Jackson for #92. Boom goes the dynamite.

[Dex]

[SCP]

SCP have you been to the restrooms there yet?

Yes. The list is long and distinguished.

[SCP]

Bro did you just put a double helix stack of dicks in my thread about ig'nents?

Pie

[Mother Grabber]

SCP has joined the dark side of gettlehate.

[LinvilleGorge]

The "defend Gettleman at all costs while blaming Hurney for everything" crowd is pretty fervent (as is the "cliff jumpers" segment of the fan base to be fair), but I've been saying for awhile that the players have to be scratching their heads over this situation even more so than us fans.  They gotta be wondering how in the fug we're gonna pull off wins given the current roster.  They've watched their division rivals make moves to improve while we've virtually gutted our roster.

 

I'm in the "let's wait and see, but count me in as having some serious doubts" crowd.

[Dex]

Bro did you just put a double helix stack of dicks in my thread about ig'nents?

Pie

I surely did and that last dildo is Hawks.

[AceBoogie]

So I'm dining at Del Friscos in Atlanta and receive the following text from my aunt:

"What the hell is that asshole doing to our team. Smith was screwed. I talked with Thomas's wife the other day and she said he was talking on the phone with keuchly the other night and Luke was upset and wanted to know if this is how the panthers always do Davis told him he didn't know what was going on. she told him they were going to suck this year and he got mad"

Discuss.....

I know his wife's sister personally

[SCP]

I surely did and that last dildo is Hawks.

fug him. He might hit bottom but I stretch the sides.