Panthers just called my cell phone

[SCP]

I'm on the road doing work and my cell phone rings at 11:32 AM. I answer and it's the Carolina Panthers. They called to see if I want to buy two more PSLs in my row. LMFAO talk about bad timing. I asked him if they planned to field a team this season and he said Dave is just being smart. I told him I'd wait and see.

[RoaringRiot]

Has to be a joke

[Jakob]

is "on the road" code for the toilet?

[Darth Biscuit]

Are you sure they weren't calling to ask you to play LT?

[Guest shitposting]

No thanks, it will be a miracle if next season is 8-8 at this rate.

[csx]

Are you one of the State Troopers who was standing next to his buddies on the side of 77 S near Mooresville pointing your radar at Traffic?

 

 

[SCP]

Has to be a joke

Bro if I'm lying I'm dying. I almost poo myself. The guy next to me sold his so they called me.

[LUUUUUKE]

Can't blame the guy next to you after this poo. Saddest day in Panthers history!

[Judo Thoreau]

I can sit around all day "being smart" too. Doesn't accomplish much.

[heel31ok]

I can sit around all day "being smart" too. Doesn't accomplish much.

Smart is as smart does. How do like this box of chocolates.

[Gucci Mane]

You should have asked them if those two PSLs carried a cap penalty

[L-TownCat]

I'm on the road doing work and my cell phone rings at 11:32 AM. I answer and it's the Carolina Panthers. They called to see if I want to buy two more PSLs in my row. LMFAO talk about bad timing. I asked him if they planned to field a team this season and he said Dave is just being smart. I told him I'd wait and see.

 

SCP for Prez!!

[4Corners]

I'm on the road doing work and my cell phone rings at 11:32 AM. I answer and it's the Carolina Panthers. They called to see if I want to buy two more PSLs in my row. LMFAO talk about bad timing. I asked him if they planned to field a team this season and he said Dave is just being smart. I told him I'd wait and see.

 

those fugers better not call my phone today 

[MichaelNewtonII]

Can't blame the guy next to you after this poo. Saddest day in Panthers history!

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