Huddle reaction to free agency in just 2 days in Limericks.

[Pejorative Miscreant]

Got carried away with the limerick thing.  Not FA related but oh well

 

I wanted to make poem that would stick

About a player who's last name rhymed with I'm sick

Yes the douche twas named Colin

He wore stupid cloths and sometimes toboggan

Truth be told I think he's a pr...

[Jimmy]

In the days of old,

When fans wear bold,

And rosters were yet completed,

They left their nuts,

Along with their butts,

With Gettleman to be mistreated.

[L-TownCat]

I save my rhymes for when I hear fiddles

Gettleman saves money on players and fears little

The roster gets changed

The fans feel heart pains

Hey diddle diddle we could use some Taye Biddle

[CarolinaNCSU]

The last two days the Huddle has acted like a spurned teenage girl

But Gettleman will sift through this and find us a pearl

So throw me a nut

And maybe Cam won't be on his butt

Before this offseason causes me to hurl

[t96]

Desperate attempt to be funny for pies.... Terrible thread.

[SCP]

^booooo

[KillerKat]

poo

Piss

fug

c**t

Cock Sucker

Mother fuger

[pstall]

Desperate attempt to be funny for pies.... Terrible thread.

GM's and their bag of tricks

twitter feeds on signing feeds my offseason fix

a bitter man shall be found

within a Waffle House he is bound

a even more horrible post by thomas96

 

levity my brotha...it's called levity.

 

[TheRed]

Dude, now I want Waffle House.

Hey everybody, pstall is buying.

[t96]

GM's and their bag of tricks

twitter feeds on signing feeds my offseason fix

a bitter man shall be found

within a Waffle House he is bound

a even more horrible post by thomas96

 

levity my brotha...it's called levity.

 

 

I'm all for levity.... But limericks are just flat out annoying, not funny. They don't ease the moods at all.

[Jangler]

We check daily to erase our fears

Nothing different over the years

Now the cupboard is empty

and the crying is plenty

I love the taste of tears

[Proudiddy]

Smitty was let down with no warning

no respect given, fans left in mourning

Some say forget it and move forward

but our offense has no targets to look towards

and so with Shula oc'ing, it was 2015 when they finally scored

[Proudiddy]

2 days free agency, i'm so bored

not looking for a splash, just a good fan reward,

Everyone adding, and all we do is subtract

so stressed out, I run and go do some jumping jacks

come back home, hit f5, and find out we signed another five running backs

[intangiblejohnny]

The Huddle is in civil war

Is anyone even keeping score

As much as I love a good fight

This tedious bickering is trite

And we will forget all when the Panthers roar