Public Service Announcement: The Salary Cap is like Bigfoot

[MHS831]

No matter how many grainy photos and tweets you see, it's just some white trash Canadian dressed up in a Chewbacca costume.

Over the next few months, this salary cap figure is going to ebb and flow like the fried okra vat at the Golden Coral. My advice is not worth much but I'd suggest ignoring all salary cap articles, tweets, and posts because in the end poo will get done. It will save you a lot of heartache and diarrhea.

 

Linden Gaydosh is Chewbacca????!!!

 

[SCP]

Linden Gaydosh is Chewbacca????!!!

Holy poo I think you might have solved the mystery.

[Jangler]

[Darth Biscuit]

No matter how many grainy photos and tweets you see, it's just some white trash Canadian dressed up in a Chewbacca costume.

Over the next few months, this salary cap figure is going to ebb and flow like the fried okra vat at the Golden Coral. My advice is not worth much but I'd suggest ignoring all salary cap articles, tweets, and posts because in the end poo will get done. It will save you a lot of heartache and diarrhea.

 

 

I believe that is a picture of Zod and Hawk at a huddle tailgate

 

Dammit SCP...   

 

 

Beat me to it...

 

Hawk is Chewbacca pretending to be bigfoot.

[TheRed]

No, we need a daily panic update from every amateur reporter around the way so we can throw our hands up in the air.

[j2sgam]

So thats how he gets all them moose...

[jayflip]

Amen. Salary Cap = Sasquatch = Alejandro's sex appeal. Figments of our collective imagination best left to their own vices.

[Doc Holiday]

No matter how many grainy photos and tweets you see, it's just some white trash Canadian dressed up in a Chewbacca costume.

Over the next few months, this salary cap figure is going to ebb and flow like the fried okra vat at the Golden Coral. My advice is not worth much but I'd suggest ignoring all salary cap articles, tweets, and posts because in the end poo will get done. It will save you a lot of heartache and diarrhea.

spoken like someone who's been around for an offseason or two SPC, now since we know we're keeping hardy nothing is worth talking about till after it actually happens from now till about a week before the draft and I think it's driving some of our posters crazy

[PhillyB]

there has to be a joe person joke in here somewhere

[Khaki Lackey]

The worst thing about cap threads is that there are no arguments, because no one is ever sure if they are right or anyone else is wrong.

[rayzor]

i really feel like pinning this thread.

[MtnJax]

there has to be a joe person joke in here somewhere

He's just now hearing about sasquatch existence?

[SCP]

i really feel like pinning this thread.

You should because if I read one more OMG WE ARE $2 BILLION over thread I might go insane.

[Khaki Lackey]

You should because if I read one more OMG WE ARE $2 BILLION over thread I might go insane.

I'm going to start posting argumentative gibberish in the cap threads and see if anyone notices.