Public Service Announcement: The Salary Cap is like Bigfoot

[SCP]

No matter how many grainy photos and tweets you see, it's just some white trash Canadian dressed up in a Chewbacca costume.

Over the next few months, this salary cap figure is going to ebb and flow like the fried okra vat at the Golden Coral. My advice is not worth much but I'd suggest ignoring all salary cap articles, tweets, and posts because in the end poo will get done. It will save you a lot of heartache and diarrhea.

[Captain Obvious]

No matter how many grainy photos and tweets you see, it's just some white trash Canadian dressed up in a Chewbacca costume.

Over the next few months, this salary cap figure is going to ebb and flow like the fried okra vat at the Golden Coral. My advice is not worth much but I'd suggest ignoring all salary cap articles, tweets, and posts because in the end poo will get done. It will save you a lot of heartache and diarrhea.

Good Poetry gives me goosebumps!!!!!!

[Khaki Lackey]

Much like the Finding Bigfoot TV show, it's a bunch of clowns wildly guessing with total conviction, paired with circular logic.

"I'll drop a Snickers™ bar here, to attract the Sasquatch! Sasquatches love Snickers™!!"

"How do you know Squatches love Snickers™?"

"Because I put one here yesterday, now it's gone!"

"How do you know that a Sasquatch ate it?"

"Because they love Snickers™! Cut Smitty!"

"What?!"

What are we talking about again?

[Mvp2014]

Much like the Finding Bigfoot TV show, it's a bunch of clowns wildly guessing with total conviction, paired with circular logic.

"I'll drop a Snickers™ bar here, to attract the Sasquatch! Sasquatches love Snickers™!!"

"How do you know Squatches love Snickers™?"

"Because I put one here yesterday, now it's gone!"

"How do you know that a Sasquatch ate it?"

"Because they love Snickers™! Cut Smitty!"

"What?!"

What are we talking about again?

Huddle logic

[carolina-chuck]

[SIGCHI222]

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[L-TownCat]

Much like the Finding Bigfoot TV show, it's a bunch of clowns wildly guessing with total conviction, paired with circular logic.

"I'll drop a Snickers™ bar here, to attract the Sasquatch! Sasquatches love Snickers™!!"

"How do you know Squatches love Snickers™?"

"Because I put one here yesterday, now it's gone!"

"How do you know that a Sasquatch ate it?"

"Because they love Snickers™! Cut Smitty!"

"What?!"

What are we talking about again?

Quality post right here.

[Cary Kollins]

Long live The D.

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

I said this last offseason..."Let the professionals do the work!"

..it really seemed to work last season.

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[csx]

Bigfoot is living in Detroit now.

 

Seriously.

 

Like really.

[Gucci Mane]

Hai guise! Adam Podlesh was releezed yezterdayz, duz he have a futurez here in Carolina??!!?!!!11!?1

[Captain Morgan]

[SCP]

I believe that is a picture of Zod and Hawk at a huddle tailgate

[Khaki Lackey]

Hai guise! Adam Podlesh was releezed yezterdayz, duz he have a futurez here in Carolina??!!?!!!11!?1

Yeah, those are worse than cap threads.