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[CatofWar]

So I had a colonoscopy this past Friday. I guess it went pretty normal. I woke up in recovery with massive stomach pains. The nurse said that's to be expected due to all the air being pushed inside me. The nurse walked me to the bathroom (still in a gown) and said for me to turn my bottom towards the toilet, bend slightly forward and push the air out. I did as I was told and projectile shat all over the toilet and wall. She said its fine, she'll clean it up, and asked if I felt better. I did.

I went back to the bed and within a few minutes the pain came back with a vengeance. We walk back into the bathroom and go through the same routine. Nothing is happening. She goes and gets a blanket, lays in on the ground, and tells me to get on all fours while leaning my head on the ground. She straddles me and tells me to push while she is squeezing my stomach.

I begin ripping the most audible farts I have ever heard in my life. So loud and violent. They sound like a 4 cylinder honda with a gutted cat. The entire time I'm farting she is giving words of encouragement and satisfaction. "That's it sugar. Keep pushing honey. There ya go. Yeah that's great. Good job baby doll".

I really didn't know what to say when I was done so I just said thanks. Very strange experience.

[Guest Dark Knight]

[jackson113]

I feel the same after reading a Alice post....

[jackson113]

Seriously, did every thing come out alright?

[hepcat]

What the fug did I just read?

[stirs]

The internet, open for business

[bigjohn]

I was really scared to read this.

 

Then when I started scrolling down and saw a picture posted, I was really scared.

 

Then I scrolled farther and there was an animated picture. I was momentarily terrified.

 

Now I'm just confused, and I'm scared to fart.

[CatofWar]

Seriously, did every thing come out alright?

Waiting for biopsies and stuff. Have to have a section of my guts cut out. Lame.

[Jangler]

[jackson113]

Wish you the best of luck...

[jasonluckydog]

Same thing happened to me my nurse sucked she said I shouldn't be in that much pain. ..she was going to call 911 but then the farting began man I was ripping them out and felt much better.

[cookinwithgas]

One time I was admitted to the hospital for high blood pressure and they gave me something serious to get that under control as well as some kind of bowel cleaning stuff - I HAD to poop and the nurse said she'd help me from the bed to the toilet. Being a man I said no I got it, then ended up passing out and shitting all over the floor. I was mortified when I woke up but the nurse was totally nonchalant about it. They are tough.

[SCP]

fug it I'll ask. Was the nurse hawt?

[Porn Shop Clerk]