G-man needs some Huddle help. Questions for combine interviews.

[Khaki Lackey]

"If you were a tree, what type of tree would you be?"

Follow up question:

"If another tree texts you something racist, how would you handle that?"

[Montsta]

Mary Mila (she seems like the coolest one)

Fug Kate (because boobs)

Kill Scar-jo (she seems too full of herself at times)

My question would be "Is it pronounced Re-sez Peanut butter cups or Re-Sees Peanut butter cups?" Their answer then determines whether I draft them or not.

It's Ree-sez and anyone who says reesees should not only not be drafted, but castrated to prevent them from procreating.

But the biggest question to ask is not even a question. Give them a brand new roll of toilet paper and a mock TP hanger and see which way they put it on. Then have them go up to a window where the blinds are exactly 50% open and the two cords to open and close are exactly the same length and tell them to close the blinds. If they pull it down so they all lay flat to form a light-tight seal, they can be considered for early round selection. If they close it to where the slats are facing up and there is that tiny bit of light between each slat then they are a 7th rounder at best.

This is how I've weeded out some potentially bad wifey material over the years, and it seems to have worked at least 35% of the time, which if you go by baseball averages is practically a given for the batting title so yeah there's that.

[Carolina Crazy V2]

Same.

Same!

[L-TownCat]

If you had a Panther, what would you name it?

Follow up:

Wrong, panthers don't exist.

Last question:

Did you know you were that dumb?

[Ricky Spanish]

It's Ree-sez and anyone who says reesees should not only not be drafted, but castrated to prevent them from procreating.

But the biggest question to ask is not even a question. Give them a brand new roll of toilet paper and a mock TP hanger and see which way they put it on. Then have them go up to a window where the blinds are exactly 50% open and the two cords to open and close are exactly the same length and tell them to close the blinds. If they pull it down so they all lay flat to form a light-tight seal, they can be considered for early round selection. If they close it to where the slats are facing up and there is that tiny bit of light between each slat then they are a 7th rounder at best.

This is how I've weeded out some potentially bad wifey material over the years, and it seems to have worked at least 35% of the time, which if you go by baseball averages is practically a given for the batting title so yeah there's that.

 

I wish I could Pie you 8 times for this.

[Jangler]

I don't want the light fading my carpet!

[Dex]

"What would you trade for a photoshopped cell phone wallpaper of Steve Smith?"

[L-TownCat]

It's Ree-sez and anyone who says reesees should not only not be drafted, but castrated to prevent them from procreating.

But the biggest question to ask is not even a question. Give them a brand new roll of toilet paper and a mock TP hanger and see which way they put it on. Then have them go up to a window where the blinds are exactly 50% open and the two cords to open and close are exactly the same length and tell them to close the blinds. If they pull it down so they all lay flat to form a light-tight seal, they can be considered for early round selection. If they close it to where the slats are facing up and there is that tiny bit of light between each slat then they are a 7th rounder at best.

This is how I've weeded out some potentially bad wifey material over the years, and it seems to have worked at least 35% of the time, which if you go by baseball averages is practically a given for the batting title so yeah there's that.

My question to you Monsta,

If we made a slight tweak to the Reese's question, say the candy were pieces instead of PB cups. Would you still pronounce it with the soft ending or would it sound like easy peasy?

[bababoey]

"Which is your favorite drink, Cheerwine or Sundrop?"

 

If they have never tired either, late 3rd day pick.

 

If they have never heard of either follow up question:

 

"Does your mom know you're stupid?"

[BerryLoMein]

Could i get your input on the current cap situation of the Panthers organization?

 

Could i get you to help me hammer out a few free agents contracts?

 

Could I get your input on who we should draft? How about which free agents we should bring in??

 

In other words folks i would be getting them to do my job for me....lol

[Montsta]

My question to you Monsta,

If we made a slight tweak to the Reese's question, say the candy were pieces instead of PB cups. Would you still pronounce it with the soft ending or would it sound like easy peasy?

It's still Ree-sez but if you say it like ree-seez pee-seez you get a pass because Reese's pieces are so gotdamn delicious you can pronounce it hot dogshit and I'll still want to eat half the costco size bag in one serving.

[L-TownCat]

It's still Ree-sez but if you say it like ree-seez pee-seez you get a pass because Reese's pieces are so gotdamn delicious you can pronounce it hot dogshit and I'll still want to eat half the costco size bag in one serving.

Before this moment I was never sure about you. Now you have erased all doubt... We are brothers in the bond of Reese's. All the pie to you sir.

[CarolinaAllDay]

Ree-siz

My question

Have you ever farted, and a little bit of poop came out?

If yes, what did you do to resolve the situation

If no, reeses

[scarface]

What does the fox say? 

 

Kate Upton, Scarlett Johanssen, Mila Kunis

 

Marry, Kill, or Fug

 

 

go

Marry Scar Jo.

 

Fornicate w/Kate 

 

Klll Mila