David Newton imagines a Panthers Media Day

[Mr. Scot]

Super Bowl Media Day if the Panthers were there

 

One of my biggest disappointments about us not making the Super Bowl is not getting to see a Media Day crowd try to figure out Greg Hardy.

 

David Newton makes it happen (as well as others) :lol:

[jtnc]

How about not.

[Guest Dark Knight]

How about not.

You weren't loved as a child, huh?

[Hammerin'Cameron34]

LOL

[lola]

Hahahahahahahaha! Spot on.

[El Chingon]

[Mr. Scot]

Part of the fun: Newton postulates crowd reactions....

 

Biggest crowd - Cam Newton
 

Most confused crowd - Take a wild guess :lol:

 

Crowd most likely to fall asleep - Luke Kuechly

 

Most WWE like crowd - Drayton Florence

 

Most Richard Sherman like crowd - Mike Mitchell

 

Most confrontational crowd - Steve Smith

 

Crowd most tired of most overused quote - Ron Rivera

 

Player most likely to get the Rivera crowd after he gives the most overused quote - Hardy

[jtnc]

Wow

Much word

Very imagination

[Mr. Scot]

A few of the (imagined) answers...

 

From Greg Hardy:

 

Reporter: "How did The Kraken end up going to Hogwarts?"

Hardy: "It's The Kraken. Mystical. It's where he lives."

Reporter: "You're mixing mythology and fantasy."

Hardy: "I can do whatever I want. I'm The Kraken."

 

Reporter: "Any plans for Manning."

Hardy: "I won't be happy until I dominate him like a tree and make as much money as him."

 

 

From Luke Kuechly:
 

 

Reporter: "Can you top the 24 tackles you had against New Orleans in the Super Bowl?"

Kuechly: "It is a team game. I couldn't do any of this without my teammates."

Reporter: "What do you make of The Kraken saying he would eat trees for breakfast?"

Kuechly: "It is a team game. He couldn't do any of this without his teammates."

 

 

[Gabeking]

It seems as if Newton had nothing better to do today lol

[Clicheking]

That's a minute of my life I'll never get back 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Joking. Not bad actually

[Hammerin'Cameron34]

David Newton is Cam Newtons Dad right? The one who was taking all the money in college, now has a writing job for ESPN? Interesting.

[Mr. Scot]

That's a minute of my life I'll never get back 

 

Joking. Not bad actually

 

I chuckled.  My one complaint is I'd like to have seen it be a little longer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(and no, that's not "what she said") :unsure:

[csx]

Is he writing for a highschool paper?