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Cordarrelle Patterson is an asshat.


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My only pro athlete story was when Smitty gave me the look of death when I walked up and asked if i needed to get back in line and wait for his autograph because I was already there before and then he got called over to do some PR stuff at the Caravan Tour. In hindsight, I was an idiot. But, it was just a look, albeit one that im sure Anthony Bright and Ken Lucas saw just before getting their ass beat.

 

Haha, I got a similar stare from Tiger Woods at the Masters a few years back. It was right after he teed off and I didnt really see where his shot landed but as he was walking by I said "Good shot Tiger, kick ass" or something along those lines and he gave me this look that im pretty sure said, "I will remove your endocrine system from your body". Well I figured he was just really focused and didnt want any kind of distractions, but later that day i discovered that shot he had hit went into the rough or something and i think he thought that i was being sarcastic with my "kick ass Tiger" comments.

 

Either way, that man looked into my soul and saw best how to destroy it. Scary stuff.

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He is an asshat, but it's not his fault. Blame the countless amounts of women who gladly throw themselves at him and his friends. It's built up the Superman syndrome so he thinks he and his boys can get any lady in the house.

 

All you need to do is look at Patterson to tell how big an idiot he is (not because he's black, for those of you who like complaining about that sort of thing.)

 

Which is about half of this board  :cam:

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Last night my friends and I were at this bar on the Strip in Knoxville near the UT campus, and low and behold Cordarrelle Patterson was there visiting. I had never met the guy in person and, while I knew he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, thought he'd at least act professionally now that he's a centerpiece of the Vikes' offense.

 

I went to go shake the guy's hand and a female friend in our group tagged along with me. After I shook his hand, he outright asked my female friend if she would fug his friend. She stared at him for a few seconds in disbelief and walked away.

 

A few minutes later, she had to go to the restroom, and Cordarrelle was standing in the area near the ladies' room. The bar was pretty crowded, so lightly nudging someone shouldn't be that big of a deal, right? She accidentally rubs elbows with CP, which prompts him to shove her and yell, "fug you, bitch!"

 

I wasn't planning to start a fight with the guy, but I went up to him and yelled, "what the fug do you think you're doing man?" He was all like, "what you gonna do bruh? what you gonna do?" I paused for a few seconds, then said, "Don't make me call in the Panthers defense!" That shut him up.

 

So, CP is an asshat. Next time we play them, remember that he likes to shove girls at college bars because they won't fug his friends.

 

You're so full of poo. Definitely not a VFL!

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My only pro athlete story was when Smitty gave me the look of death when I walked up and asked if i needed to get back in line and wait for his autograph because I was already there before and then he got called over to do some PR stuff at the Caravan Tour. In hindsight, I was an idiot. But, it was just a look, albeit one that im sure Anthony Bright and Ken Lucas saw just before getting their ass beat.

It's a very long story that ended with him creeping in a buddy of mines driveway while we were trying to celebrate my buddy's bday (which we were kind enough to invite him to, but he refused to get out of his car) with two female friends of mine (not attractive at all) one of which was a lesbian and the other that was shocked at how he "touched" her. Honestly, I doubt you'd believe me if I told you the whole story. I barely believe it and I was there.

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