Listening to Press Conference Questions is Cringeworthy

[Gucci Mane]

19 weeks into Cams 3rd year and they are still asking questions like:

 

-What have you done personally to have such a positive effect?

-Whats different this year than your previous years in terms of the locker room?

-[Cam compared the progress of the team to iPhone updates] So what version Cam OS are you running?

-What bugs were fixed from the previous CamOS?

 

 

HOLY FUGGIN SHIITT  SHUT THE HELL UP!

 

Cam probably goes back in the locker room shaking his head annoyed as hell wondering what the fugg he has to do to get those idiots to ask good questions.

[panther4life]

Just read about Cam comparing his growth to a software update. Camisms are priceless.

[DecrypticShadow]

Yeah I honestly couldn't even listen to the press conferences last week. The only reporter asking somewhat decent questions was Joe Persons. Everyday reporters asked the same questions... "So, Ron what does the schedule look like for this week?" "How are you preparing the team to face either the Eagles, 49ers, or Packers?" There was like 3-4 press conferences after the ATL game and the same questions were asked at every single one of those press conferences.... It's no wonder we are such a small martlet... How can anything be newsworthy from these kinds of questions?!?!

[Chaos]

Agreed, the journalists ask questions that you know makes these guys want to walk out of the room.

 

So - let's twist it up - say you were in the presser and had the chance to ask Cam a question.  What would it be?

 

Me: So, any new endorsement deals on the horizon?

[rainwater]

Most of the time they are asking questions they already know the answer to.  They are just trying to get answers to fit the story they are writing.  

[j2sgam]

To me, Cam usually is answerin before theyre finished asking, almost like he isnt feelin giving the same answers to the same questions week in & week out. His body language almost screams that hed rather be anywhere else than talkin to the media...

[Jangler]

Do you think King Joffrey will be killed this season?

[hepcat]

All the questions he gets asked are just rephrased questions of "Hey Cam have you thought about what happened in the past to get you where you are today?"

[ncmonzta]

"Cam, what ever happened to that big booty stripper you had a while back? Can u send her to me?"

[Tarheels23]

Agreed, the journalists ask questions that you know makes these guys want to walk out of the room.

 

So - let's twist it up - say you were in the presser and had the chance to ask Cam a question.  What would it be?

 

Me: So, any new endorsement deals on the horizon?

 

If you know Cam, you would know that he would shoot this question down immediately, with an "I'm only focused on FOOTBALL & the 49ers right now" answer. So your question would pretty much go unanswered.

 

NEXT QUESTION!!!

[Gucci Mane]

Agreed, the journalists ask questions that you know makes these guys want to walk out of the room.

 

So - let's twist it up - say you were in the presser and had the chance to ask Cam a question.  What would it be?

 

Me: So, any new endorsement deals on the horizon?

 

ahh great question..

 

I would ask questions related to the schemes of the offense, or the opponents defense, that dont necessarily force hiim to show our "hand".

 

Stuff like "How is the Oline preparing to deal with a peaking aldon smith?" or "Are the 5 step drop back routes being tweaked a bit to shorten the timing of development in the play?"

[PhillyB]

"cam, as a sociology major would you say social structure or individual agency is the primary factor in shaping human behavior?"

 

if anyone here works in media HR go ahead and PM me with your job offers

[rko396]

"Cam, what do you think happened to Huell during the final stages of Breaking Bad?

[Darth Biscuit]

Agreed, the journalists ask questions that you know makes these guys want to walk out of the room.

 

So - let's twist it up - say you were in the presser and had the chance to ask Cam a question.  What would it be?

 

Me: So, any new endorsement deals on the horizon?

 

 

"Cam, on an average night out... how much pussy gets thrown at you?"

 

"...and a follow up, can you take some pics of that for me please? Here's my email..."