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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums This Year?


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As in past years, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has created a searchable database of emergency room visits around the country. And as in past years, we have trolled the data for the finest examples of insertions showcasing extraordinarily bad luck and/or ingenuity.

Sorted by orifice, working south:

Ear:

SEED

PAINTBRUSH

"SOME BALLS"

SLAG

MAKEUP BRUSH

PATIENT TOLD PARENTS THAT THE CATS STUCK SOMETHING IN HER EAR

GASOLINE

BUTTERFLY

HERSHEY KISS

"CLASSMATE PUT A ROCK IN EAR, HAS PIECE OF PAPER IN OTHER EAR"

Nose:

EAR PLUG

CRAYON

PLASTIC EYEBALL

HEART-SHAPED GEM

DIME

PENNY

NICKEL

AA BATTERIES

SPONGE

SMALL DECORATIVE ROCK

2 ERASERS

MULCH

"PLACED A BEAD IN HER NOSTRIL, PATIENT HAS NO COMPLAINTS"

 

The rest of the list is here:

 

http://deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year-1486766986/@cordjefferson

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It's not fun inserting things in your weiner hole. I had a guy tell me one time he wanted to fug me in my dick hole. Is that a normal thing?

That tells me:

A. He has a very small wiener if it fits in your wiener hole, or

B. You have a very large wiener to fit another man's wiener inside your wiener hole.

C. Both

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