http://deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year-1486766986   just a few, more in the link   Sorted by orifice, working south...   Ear: Butterfly Nose: Plastic eyeball Throat: Swallowed a quarter while taking a shower Penis: Dice Vagina: "Long black object" Rectum: Two halves of bar of soap