Dat Alice makes a thread on Saints Report.

[sharkkiller]

Just posting so I can get my $1k.

 

Oh and Dat Alice, you are a tool.

[iamhubby1]

Alice, Alice, Alice...I'll take my money in Swiss Francs. With the exchange rate I'll be able to buy the wife a nice present for Christmas, and still have the 1,000 dollars. Hey, I'm cheap.

I have heard that it is better to be abused than ignored. Until I read this thread, I never really knew what that meant.

[jayflip]

I'm 99.9999999 percent sure that Alice cuts itself.

[PhillyB]

^ not that brave

[Moose Hoover]

I'd like 1k.

[therealmjl]

Can I haz $1k?

[jayflip]

^ not that brave

The .000000001 percent is because I'm not sure if it bleeds.

[Argus Plexus]

Wait what is this about $1,000?