Hardy the crazy-eyed Kraken (lyrics)

[PhillyB]

apparently you keep your sense of rhythm and meter in the same place you keep your fanhood in the face of adversity

[DaveThePanther2008]

 

You know Tolbert and Davis and Kuechly and Newton,

Wharton and Nortman and Williams and Olsen,

But do you recall

The most famous Panther of all?

 

Hardy the crazy eyed Kraken

Had a very large large frame

He wanted a lot of money

And maybe some Hogwarts fame

 

A rookie named Terron Armstead

Used to laugh and call him names

He said that he was fast at the combine

And ready to dominate the game

 

Then one rainy Charlotte day

Riverboat came to say

"Kraken with your brain and your might

Won't you kick Armstead's ass all day and all night?

 

Then all the Panthers loved him

"Armstead's manhood you did raid!

Hardy the crazy eyed Kraken

It's time for you to go get paid!!"

 

 

NOW THAT'S FUNNY.... I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE!!!!

 

HAHAHAHA

 

GOOD STUFF

[Gabeking]

[The Luv Sponge]

apparently you keep your sense of rhythm and meter in the same place you keep your fanhood in the face of adversity

Shots fired

[rayzor]

B+ for effort.

 

i refuse to say anything beyond that besides, ummmm.....just don't think you've got a future there or anything.

[Jmac]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???

[Sam Mills Fan]

I want you all to sing this leaving the stadium today if Hardy has a big game.

[Sam Mills Fan]

I'm glad my descent into alcoholism has become a communal experience for the Huddle I need to write more poems Saturday nights

[Sam Mills Fan]

I...predicted something right??