Funny/Embarrassing moments

[Ja Rhule]

I had a crash on this one girl at school so finally I was invited to hang out with her and her friends. We all met up and it started to snow very hard so we decided to take it outside and play in the snow. It was literally a blizzard... Me and this girl start messing around in the snow when all of the sudden I felt something warm on my head. Apparently minutes earlier dog took poo at that spot and hard falling snow covered it so when I was rolling over in snow the back of my head got covered in poo. The girl realized what just happened, jumped away and start laughing at me. Couldn't ride bus with pile of poo on my head so walked 4 miles back home.

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Once I met a stripper and kissed her on the forehead. 

[Doyle]

What's with all the sh*t threads lately?

[MadHatter]

I was outside one time right before it started to snow really hard.  I took a dump on the ground and then the snow covered it up.  Then, a bunch of kids came out to play in the snow and started to roll/mess around.  He rolled right over the pile of my poo.  She laughed at him and they all though it was dog poo...........

[Darth Biscuit]

In Ukraine, dog poop on your head.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Sorry Arsen, couldn't resist... )  :p

[OnlyPantherFaninMaine]

I once ripped ass so loud and for so long in middle school in front of a couple hundred people who were dead silent listening to a lecture from our principal.

 

 

 

good times.