You can take my imaginary bow and arrows from my cold dead hands!

[Jangler]

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/education/10-year-old-boy-suspended-school-imaginary-bow-and-arrow#

 

 

Johnny Jones, 10, was reportedly suspended from South Eastern Middle School in Fawn Grove, Pa. for "shooting" an imaginary arrow at a classmate.

The Rutherford Institute, which is defending Jones, claims the fifth grader was told he violated the school’s zero tolerance policy on weapons when he drew back the strings of an imaginary bow and “shot” an imaginary arrow at a buddy.

That's when an unidentified girl in the class told the teacher, who referred the incident to the principal, claiming that “firearms” had been involved.

 

[Hotsauce]

Like a miniature Charlton Heston!

[Chimera]

I never would have gotten out of elementary school. I remember "battles" on the playground back in the GI Joe / Transformers heyday.

[Ja Rhule]

Maybe he's playing a Cupid

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Maybe he's playing a Cupid

 

well now, that's just sexual harassment