I met a stripper on Friday ...

[Ivan The Awesome]

Last post, srsly. If she was sucking on your twig and berries and you almost came. You should have. Getting to that point would take longer the next time around and you would have lasted longer. In the mean time while you were going to upload your load, you could have orally satisfied her. Thus making her happy. But seriously brah, the forehead?

[Hotsauce]

Can I get an update from the OP?

Does it itch?

Did she call?

MOAR pics?

Also....would love the flying midgut stripper jamming to a 90's Ballard

[Jangler]

 

 

but why the forehead?

 

Can't tell from the pic how big it is.

[88 Bronco]

Can I get an update from the OP?

Does it itch?

Did she call?

MOAR pics?

Also....would love the flying midgut stripper jamming to a 90's Ballard

Sent!

[Hawk]

so what's the update here?  are you engaged?  are you spending all your free time counting dollar bills?  what's happening???

[E CaT PanTHer]

Well, I'm glad everyone had a good laugh at my expense. I'm happy to bring joy to your lives. 

 

I stopped texting her like a week ago. I'm almost positive there's no future at all with this one ... it could have been my bedroom performance, my size, or other factors I'm not aware of.

 

Just gotta put this one behind me and take whatever positives I can from this experience ... I boned a really hot stripper ... I'm content with that.  

[Jangler]

maybe this can help with the pain, not the burning. You gotta go to the Doctor for that.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PamxTSqzZ5M

[Kevin Greene]

I hate to think about what the Mods stickied this thread with.

*goes to wash hands*

 

[88 Bronco]

Butterfly kisses to the forehead for foreplay.

[Dex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaH9b6Lqwzo

[Murph]

Can I get her number?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What?

[4Corners]

Great thread.

 

If that pic posted of her is true to form (no pic filters/OP is telling the truth/isn't hiding 200 lbs below her neck) then I'll certainly give ya an 'attaboy. Looks pretty good from the one pic I've seen. She has a nice set of teeth. 

 

I just hope you used a condom and didn't go down on her. If you went down on her, then using a condom is prob pointless. It wouldn't surprise me if you were the fifth or six guy she had slept with that week. 

 

 If I were you - I'd erase her number and forget about her. She probably did you a favor by cutting you loose, as she's more than likely a soul less money toilet with trust/daddy issues.  

[LiQuiD]

Ok dammit. PM me the flying midget, please. I can't not ask.

 

TIA.

 

Also, had to post in epic lollercoaster thread. 

[PanthersBigD]

Just watched the midget stripper .gif. Amazing! And does she remind anyone else of one of those animated Thanksgiving turkeys? Dem drumsticks!