I met a stripper on Friday ...

[PhillyB]

this thread = first-ballot HOF nominee 

[ACobra289]

Im in the same boat as ACobra, sittin at my desk soundin like Snidely Whiplash...

 

Wow, so much worng with the OP, so much right with the posts after...

 

Dude, rough the suspect before hand, especially if youre backed up. You shoulda let it go while she was down, cause now youre playin with the 2nd nut, now youre playin with power...

 

Strippers are good for 1-night stands only. Even if that 1night stand lasts 6 months, feelings & strippers dont mix...

 

If you want to tap it again, you need to go ask for another shot, give her an excuse that contains the words 'performance anxiety'. I had to use it once... OK, twice.... I was going to say dont ask, tell her, but then I remembered the old 'Treat a lady like a whoer & a whoer like a lady' advice and you should be good....

 

Thanks for reaffirming the greatest entertainment on the Internet...

 

Would have given a whole pie if possible for just for the part in bold!

[ACobra289]

Get Arsen to send you the flying midget stripper and you will lose all focus for the next hour.

 

Just got home and watched it. OMG!!

 

I can't believe I have never even heard of this.

 

My wife just asked me what I was laughing at and I said, you don't wanta know.

[Hotsauce]

So what pick up lines do you use to pick up a stripper?

[Mr. Scot]

I remember when 'The Man Show' on Comedy Central used to have a segment called "30 seconds with a hot chick".

 

My former brother-in-law always used to say "sounds about right"

[Guest]

So what pick up lines do you use to pick up a stripper?

Um, ?

 

[cardiackat88.]

Did she look like a girl but had a penis?

[cardiackat88.]

I remember when 'The Man Show' on Comedy Central used to have a segment called "30 seconds with a hot chick".

My former brother-in-law always used to say "sounds about right"

That was my favorite show! It came on when I was a teen.

"Grab a beer and light a fart, pick your favorite private part"

[j2sgam]

Can I get a midget stripper PM? Thanks...

[Carolina Husker]

Tell us more of this forehead kissing move

[thefuzz]

So what pick up lines do you use to pick up a stripper?

 

 

 

You got part of it right.

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

Pretty sure that reason is not to eat out a stripper who bangs customers.

Best advice ever given on the board.

[Ja Rhule]

What OP says she looks like....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What she really looks like..

 

[SCMunnerlyn1]

K I'm not saying shes a slut but I'm pretty sure her favorite brand of lipstick is penis.

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