I met a stripper on Friday ...

[Hawk]

pretty sure this should be a bannable offence!  pics...or pay the price

[Mother Grabber]

you need to learn how to munch the muffin. if you do that right, they won't care if you only last 3sec.

[Ja Rhule]

Can't believe no one posted this...

 

[Jase]

You blew it.

Literally.

Move on.

[Mvp2014]

You probably blew that one lol

[Guest Chico]

I banged a stripper last week, too.

The difference is I met her at a grocery store and didn't find out she was a "performer at a gentlemen's club" until the next day. And this crazy broad won't quit texting me.

[Guest Chico]

you need to learn how to munch the muffin. if you do that right, they won't care if you only last 3sec.

I wouldn't advise munching on a stripper muffin unless you like mouth sores.

[TheRumGone]

just read the OP and nothing else

 

LMFAO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOOLOLOOOLOLOLO times infinity. im dying laughing

[Lemory]

 

 

 I kind of fell in love with this girl.

 

Pretty sure rule number 1 of going to a strip club is don't fall in love with the strippers.

[Chimera]

10/10!

Well done OP

[TheRed]

No way this is not a troll job.

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

I start kissing her on her forehead (lol, I'm pretty inexperienced so I didn't know how to initiate it). 

 

LOOOOL good lord, please tell me this didn't actually happen..!? Her forehead...? Not even the neck or anything?

[KendrickPanther]

He obviously was attracted to her mind.

[Zod]

Jesus christ man, you always clean the pipes right before a date. Hell, rub one off during dinner if you can.

 

 

Lesson = learned