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I met a stripper on Friday ...

E CaT PanTHer

By E CaT PanTHer,
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I once took a Greyhound bus to Florida to see my family for Christmas. Anyone who hasn't done a long bus trip should try it, it's an experience. I met a lot of interesting characters. On the trip home I met two women who had been working in FL who were headed home to be with their families for the holidays. In conversation it came out that they were both strippers. They were actually really cool and we talked for a lot of the long ride home. Once it got dark and everyone started trying to sleep, I put my seat back to get some rest. I woke up a little while later to the sensation of someone's head in my lap and something warm and wet on my thigh. It was the little, red headed stripper. For a split second I thought to myself, "This is awesome! Surprise road head from a stripper!" and then I heard her snore loudly and realized she had fallen asleep, slid down into my lap and started drooling on me in her sleep.

 

She woke up, thanked me for being a good sport, and gave me her number...then two stops later she introduced me to her two kids and her mom. I never called the number.

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I once took a Greyhound bus to Florida to see my family for Christmas. Anyone who hasn't done a long bus trip should try it, it's an experience. I met a lot of interesting characters. On the trip home I met two women who had been working in FL who were headed home to be with their families for the holidays. In conversation it came out that they were both strippers. They were actually really cool and we talked for a lot of the long ride home. Once it got dark and everyone started trying to sleep, I put my seat back to get some rest. I woke up a little while later to the sensation of someone's head in my lap and something warm and wet on my thigh. It was the little, red headed stripper. For a split second I thought to myself, "This is awesome! Surprise road head from a stripper!" and then I heard her snore loudly and realized she had fallen asleep, slid down into my lap and started drooling on me in her sleep.

 

She woke up, thanked me for being a good sport, and gave me her number...then two stops later she introduced me to her two kids and her mom. I never called the number.

 

 

must have awkward when you jizzed in your pants!

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I once took a Greyhound bus to Florida to see my family for Christmas. Anyone who hasn't done a long bus trip should try it, it's an experience. I met a lot of interesting characters. On the trip home I met two women who had been working in FL who were headed home to be with their families for the holidays. In conversation it came out that they were both strippers. They were actually really cool and we talked for a lot of the long ride home. Once it got dark and everyone started trying to sleep, I put my seat back to get some rest. I woke up a little while later to the sensation of someone's head in my lap and something warm and wet on my thigh. It was the little, red headed stripper. For a split second I thought to myself, "This is awesome! Surprise road head from a stripper!" and then I heard her snore loudly and realized she had fallen asleep, slid down into my lap and started drooling on me in her sleep.

 

She woke up, thanked me for being a good sport, and gave me her number...then two stops later she introduced me to her two kids and her mom. I never called the number.

 

"best answer"

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Well, I'm glad everyone had a good laugh at my expense. I'm happy to bring joy to your lives.

I stopped texting her like a week ago. I'm almost positive there's no future at all with this one ... it could have been my bedroom performance, my size, or other factors I'm not aware of.

Just gotta put this one behind me and take whatever positives I can from this experience ... I boned a really hot stripper ... I'm content with that.

That's right man,lol. You'll be okay, just need to find a practice girl. Or next think about baseball or something.

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