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I met a stripper on Friday ...

E CaT PanTHer

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at a strip club as crazy as that sounds :-) 

 

Anyways, she was showing me a little too much attention ... to the point where she basically gave me a 25 min lap dance (yes, 25 min!!) for free. She was also sucking on my neck and doing all these crazy freaky things and kept saying "I want to take you home". 

She took my number down and texted me at 4am later that night telling me to text her back when I woke up. 

 

I texted her back on Saturday asking her if I could come over and she said she was working all day but Sunday for sure. 

 

So I texted her back on Sunday and she said she was busy helping her friend move but I could come over at 6pm. She texted me her address and told me to bring some weed. 

 

Before heading to her spot, I told myself ... "If she tries to charge me for sex, I'll just smoke a blunt with her and call it a night." 

 

Anyways, I go over there and the first thing she does is invites me to her room. We both sit on her bed and smoke out of her big ass bong. For about 10 min, we start talking about random stuff (rent, interest rates, sports, weed). She's a pretty sophisticated girl I might add. Things started to get a little awkward so she mentioned that we should grab some alcohol from the local store. I tried to pay, but she wasn't having it. We come back, knock back a single beer each ... she gets up to dim the lights and lays right next to me. I start kissing her on her forehead (lol, I'm pretty inexperienced so I didn't know how to initiate it). She then reaches for my mouth and we started making out. That's when I knew I was in. 

 

Anyways, to make a long story short ... I haven't had sex in about 2 years and I hadn't rubbed one off in about 3 days prior to that night. She ends up getting butt naked, gives me Georgia dome, sucks on my balls (I had to tell her to stop 3 different times b/c I was on the verge of ...) I put a condom on and she starts riding me .... lets just say I lasted about 30 seconds ... I was too ashamed to admit to her right away that I had already came, but she figured it out about 30 seconds after that. The first thing she says is "really?" ... I apologized, and she said lets just cuddle. I cuddled for like 10 min, told her I had to go, and left. 

 

Since sex is such an intimate thing for me and I haven't done it in a while ... I kind of fell in love with this girl. I tried calling/texting her and she hasn't responded back. What do I do now? I really like this girl and can't get over her ... 

 

 

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I kind of fell in love with this girl. I tried calling/texting her and she hasn't responded back. What do I do now? I really like this girl and can't get over her ...

Doesn't exactly sound like someone looking for a committed relationship.

I wouldn't pursue that idea too hard.

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Ice up, rookie. If you've got a 3 day nut built up, coming off 2 years riding the bench and were on the verge of climaxing during the dome, why the hell would u try to go for intercourse? Friggin blow ur wad during the mouth hug, and then reload. If it's been 3 days it probably would take u more than 15 minutes to recharge, and u would have lasted a good long while. Hate to rain on your parade, but much like ur bedroom performance, you blew it before you even got started. Not many things turn a girl off faster than a quick draw. Not speaking from experience, but have heard from many-a-ladyfolk. And then you didn't even offer to finish her off! God gave u a tongue for a reason, Casanova. I'd let this one lie. You straight up banged a stripper, which is more than most of us can brag about. Just leave the details out of the story in the future and move on. Its probably for the best that you aren't dating a stripper. Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using CarolinaHuddle mobile app

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Pretty sure that reason is not to eat out a stripper who bangs customers.

...Valid point.

I momentarily forgot we were talking about a stripper when I wrote that.

I retract that statement, but the rest stands.

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