The 5th Grade Litmus

[SIGCHI222]

Every home game I grab a handful of game day magazines for my twins to pass out to their class.

At the beginning of the season, they could not give them all away. Now, they have to find a fair way to pass them out, everyone wants one. They tell me the other kids wait for them in the hallway to get a copy.

These kids are being converted in the 5th grade. Many are raised Pittsburgh or Dallas fans by selfish parents.

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Zod, you need to do more. 

 

Surely it would not be too much to ask for you to separate your twins and put them in two different schools as to spread the propaganda to more children.

 

 

 

<Please note:  I did not end the above sentence in a preposition.>

 

[NanceUSMC]

Every home game I grab a handful of game day magazines for my twins to pass out to their class.

At the beginning of the season, they could not give them all away. Now, they have to find a fair way to pass them out, everyone wants one. They tell me the other kids wait for them in the hallway to get a copy.

These kids are being converted in the 5th grade. Many are raised Pittsburgh or Dallas fans by selfish parents.

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I'm bad to skim posts, and as such I often misread things on the first pass...

 

 

This is a bad way to misread that first sentence...

 

heh

[Cary Kollins]

Earlier tonight I walk out of Harris Teeter when I see this tricked out GMC Yukon with neon lights behind the chrome wheels.  Steeler flags and stickers were all over the new SUV.  The jackass was parked in a frigging handicap parking spot.  There were two guys getting out of the car and it took everything inside to not say some smart ass comment about parking in a handicap spot.

 

I walked past and did a double check for a Handicap tag, nothing but an air freshner from the rear view mirror.  Assholes.