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My birthday cake

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I don't want to be that guy...so...eat some today to celebrate the thought, eat some tomorrow for the team, and finish it off Tue. on your B-Day.

Just please remember to keep your Tues. cake sealed and chilled for the next 72+ hours. Food Safety is no joking matter. Especially if you have a family to care for.

Man, you guys are easy. Who hasn't eatin' week old cake?

 

 

week old cake? never heard of it. where do you get it?

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week old cake? never heard of it. where do you get it?

I guess I forget sometimes how spoiled I was as a child. Baked goods everywhere. Both sides of the family. Always plenty of those "Who ate that Crumb Cake?" questions. Aw crap. And then? Nothing.

If your body can handle it. Cake is fuging Cake. Enjoy it to its fullest. Savor every moment. Take pleasure in every bite. Mmm... Cake. Never met a piece of cake I didn't at least love.

TMK, I have never gotten sick after eating ANY piece of Cake or Pizza, now that you mention it. Amazing, considering some of the places I've chosen to eat. I'm a machine. I can eat anything. The wife loves hot. I pretend to let her win, and always try and push her. Her brother inlaw, "the mouth" will tell you he has never met a pepper he couldn't handle, truth be told, I have seen him trying to make himself sick to rid him of the pain. And he a wussy loud mouthed, waste of time and space, mouth wash needing, put that fuging god awful semi expensive cigar out, and admit you... timmy dimwit, are a half brained, poster child for inbreeding and typical redneck behavior, are a pompous azz whose opinion has as much weight as my dog. Who has more worth than your sorry excuse for a huma being, Harley Davidson wanna be t-shirt wearing, possibly, the stupidest person I have ever had the privledge to have come across, butt.

Ok, where was I? Cake, it be the bomb. And...um...thanks for listening. I really could use some support. You guys are the best.

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I guess I forget sometimes how spoiled I was as a child. Baked goods everywhere. Both sides of the family. Always plenty of those "Who ate that Crumb Cake?" questions. Aw crap. And then? Nothing.

If your body can handle it. Cake is fuging Cake. Enjoy it to its fullest. Savor every moment. Take pleasure in every bite. Mmm... Cake. Never met a piece of cake I didn't at least love.

TMK, I have never gotten sick after eating ANY piece of Cake or Pizza, now that you mention it. Amazing, considering some of the places I've chosen to eat. I'm a machine. I can eat anything. The wife loves hot. I pretend to let her win, and always try and push her. Her brother inlaw, "the mouth" will tell you he has never met a pepper he couldn't handle, truth be told, I have seen him trying to make himself sick to rid him of the pain. And he a wussy loud mouthed, waste of time and space, mouth wash needing, put that fuging god awful semi expensive cigar out, and admit you... timmy dimwit, are a half brained, poster child for inbreeding and typical redneck behavior, are a pompous azz whose opinion has as much weight as my dog. Who has more worth than your sorry excuse for a huma being, Harley Davidson wanna be t-shirt wearing, possibly, the stupidest person I have ever had the privledge to have come across, butt.

Ok, where was I? Cake, it be the bomb. And...um...thanks for listening. I really could use some support. You guys are the best.

 

 

I was saying that cake never lasts a week...

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I was saying that cake never lasts a week...

According to a source, who will not be named, the piece of German Chocalate cake at Mrs. Scarlett Bennermann's Bakery, reportedly over 500 years old, and dating back to pre Borgan times, has come up missing. The Cake, again, from unnamed sources, claims Bennermann, was the wedding cake for the union of Monarch Franz Unger Wagner's eldest son...

Also, police noted that neither of the towns 2 deaths the next day were due to food poisoning. Although, according to the guy, um...source I talked to, there is no proof that cake that old would actually kill you. Especially, if you only ate the one piece.

So yeah, cake can last a week.

 

 

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I wouldn't touch week-old cake....

Touch it, ... C'mon man. This is getting out of hand. Listen. Spend a week in some seedy Taiwanese back alley motel, listening to the goats and whores, eating the occasional roach and spider, and the only thing you have to read is the tag on the bed, and the expiration tag on the fire extinguisher that expired 8 years ago. Then tell me you ain't eatin' that week old piece of cake?

It was a figure of speech. Well, for the most part.

Watch out for those pants there boomer, cuz they about to ignite.

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According to a source, who will not be named, the piece of German Chocalate cake at Mrs. Scarlett Bennermann's Bakery, reportedly over 500 years old, and dating back to pre Borgan times, has come up missing. The Cake, again, from unnamed sources, claims Bennermann, was the wedding cake for the union of Monarch Franz Unger Wagner's eldest son...

Also, police noted that neither of the towns 2 deaths the next day were due to food poisoning. Although, according to the guy, um...source I talked to, there is no proof that cake that old would actually kill you. Especially, if you only ate the one piece.

So yeah, cake can last a week.

 

 

Touch it, ... C'mon man. This is getting out of hand. Listen. Spend a week in some seedy Taiwanese back alley motel, listening to the goats and whores, eating the occasional roach and spider, and the only thing you have to read is the tag on the bed, and the expiration tag on the fire extinguisher that expired 8 years ago. Then tell me you ain't eatin' that week old piece of cake?

It was a figure of speech. Well, for the most part.

Watch out for those pants there boomer, cuz they about to ignite.

 

You're a weird motherfuger. 

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I was saying that cake never lasts a week...

But what if someone were to be saving a piece? Then that someone were to say, get sick with the flu? Then, after a week, and a bout with the flu, they felt willing and able to eat said piece of cake...It was good.

On a side note. You all owe the wife a big ol' thank you. I was watching the game in my Lions T-shirt like I have for the last 6 weeks thank you very much. Its late third quarter, when she walks in and says, "Where your black jerysey?". I jump up, run to the closet, grab my Greene 91 and throw it on, get back in my chair in time to watch Mikey rumble for 8 on 3rd and 2. And the rest, as they say, is history.

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Cake would not last a week because it would be eaten...

 

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After all that, I still quoted the wrong quote. I love this place man.

I got sick once and had a piece saved up. Even after all that...it was good.

Oh, on another side note. In my very official unofficial stat counter. Teddy has now dropped 3 of his last 4 down field passes. This one was saved by us still scoring a TD on the drive. But this habit is starting to annoy me just a little bit.

He also put a poor effort on that out late in the game as well. It was not a good pass, but he put no effort into adjusting to it.

I love him where he's at. #3, and returning. But we best not be looking at him as a future #1, cuz he ain't gonna make it.

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