On a scale of 1-10, how crappy of a thing is this to do?

[Hotsauce]

You live in GA, you have a kid, you work in sales, You have a hot tub. Your wife is blond, you went to school in Charleston and you are a frat boy. Did I miss anything?

Ha, I don't own a hot tub!

There are probably quite a few peps on here who know and have met me. I have been to a ton of tailgates and met up a few huddlers other times.

[PanthaSan]

Dude, run.  Run away as fast as you can.

 

Block her phone number and any where else you can.

 

If she is acting like this and you do not respond, it could get worse.

 

I've had a few crazies in my life and it's the ones that don't give up who are the worse.

[Nature Boy]

You could tell her she has a kid she doesn't know about. That'd blow her mind.

Are you stupid? Do you not know how child birth works yet?

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Are you stupid? Do you not know how child birth works yet?

 

Hence the "it would blow her mind", I assume.

[Nature Boy]

Hence the "it would blow her mind", I assume.

That's just so stupid and unrealistic that isn't even close to being funny.

[Jangler]

You know what I like about stupid jokes?

 

fug you that's what.

[lightsout]

That's just so stupid and unrealistic that isn't even close to being funny.

Sort of like the idea of you having sex.

I bet you're that guy at parties where jokes are being told, nobody is uptight, everybody is laughing at everything and just being loose. You're the guy that says, "yeah, I don't get it" and causes the group to refocus to a different activity.

You are "that" guy.