Bask in the misery of the Atlanta Falcons.

[Fan01]

Great, great article on Grandland talking about how bad the Falcons suck in great detail.  I love it.

 

 

 

 

There is no hope left now, only obligation and punishment. Playing for this Falcons team is worse than dating Taylor Swift. At least relationships end. Matt Ryan is married to the team that got embarrassed by Mike Glennon and Greg Schiano on Sunday. He and his teammates are stuck here until Week 17. For God's sake, somebody convince everyone on the Falcons to fake an injury.

 

 

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/83075/bad-quarterback-league-week-11-matt-ryan-hits-rock-bottom

[Sean Payton's Vicodin]

dating taylor swift is a bad thing?

[Wyank]

Personally hope the Falcons win their Super Bowl this week.

[KJ89]

I love Grantland.

[GSO_Pantherz]

They are going to get the number 1 pick in the draft.

[Frizzy350]

They are going to get the number 1 pick in the draft.

 

And will take another receiver.

Eat THAT julio jones injury!

[OriginalPantherDan]

I am most excited to see the Panthers at 7-3, yes, but that is closely followed by my intense joy to see the Falcons crash-and-burn party train.  I hate the Falcons nearly as much as I love the Panthers, and after hearing all off-season how this was the Falcons year to win it all, and to get to see this unfold as it is with the Panthers as possible Super Bowl participants and the Falcons as a complete joke? Pure, unadulterated joy.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

Matty Ice took over midway through the second quarter and immediately threw an interception straight into the arms of a linebacker. Like he went through his progressions and checked down to the wide-open Bucs linebacker in the flat.

 

hahahaha

[Frizzy350]

I am most excited to see the Panthers at 7-3, yes, but that is closely followed by my intense joy to see the Falcons crash-and-burn party train.  I hate the Falcons nearly as much as I love the Panthers, and after hearing all off-season how this was the Falcons year to win it all, and to get to see this unfold as it is with the Panthers as possible Super Bowl participants and the Falcons as a complete joke? Pure, unadulterated joy.

 

The past few years I've pissed and moaned relentlessly that the Falcons are: a) a 1 trick pony.  sure they have bonafide receiving targets but every other player on that team is a complete liability. b) the damn luckiest team in the league, i still have no clue how they've racked up so many wins with matt ryan.

Seriously what is happening this year has been my offseason wet dream.  Falcons in complete turmoil.  Panthers have a disgusting defense.  Cam making those necessary and expected strides a 3rd year QB makes.  The Bucs cashing in on their typical mid-season meltdown early this year.  Every week my penis grows.  Life is awesome.

[carolina-chuck]

Suck for Bridgewater?

[CarolinaNCSU]

There have been like 5 Panther related articles on Grantland the past couple of days. We're essentially their favorite team at this point.

 

Andrew Sharp's was great especially. 

[Ricky Spanish]

hope they don't suck enough to take clowney. that would actually help them in an area that they need

[therealmjl]

For some damn reason I can see them surprising NO Thursday.

What do i know though, I'm drunk.