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Further research reveals additional details on what a Kuechly is

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Kuechly embryos cannibalize their litter-mates in the womb, with the largest embryo eating all its siblings.  A Kuechly can smell one drop of fear from 6 miles away.  A Kuechly never truly sleeps as the perpetual motion is necessary to keep the mojo flowing.

 

Luke is resting comfortably at home at the moment with visions of proper, sensible, brown shoes in his head.

 

Once he gets within the confines of BOA Monday night and smells the P-juice dripping from Marcia Brady he will go full Super Saiyan and only Thomas Davis' channeling his best Sam Mills will be able to hold him back before kick off. 

 

Unleash the Kraken?  Indeed. 

 

Unleash the Screaming Banshee that is Luke Kuechly?  Be careful for what you wish for.  Everyone in the first six rows of BOA may need to wear Gallagher watermelon gear, as it will get ugly and messy.

 

Luke Kuechly has his true introduction to the NFL Nation Monday Night. 

 

There will be blood.

 

KEEP POUNDING YOU BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF MOTHER FUGGING PANTHERS!!!!!!

 

(Sorry, I couldn't resist)

 

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Kuechly embryos cannibalize their litter-mates in the womb, with the largest embryo eating all its siblings.  A Kuechly can smell one drop of fear from 6 miles away.  A Kuechly never truly sleeps as the perpetual motion is necessary to keep the mojo flowing.

 

Luke is resting comfortably at home at the moment with visions of proper, sensible, brown shoes in his head.

 

Once he gets within the confines of BOA Monday night and smells the P-juice dripping from Marcia Brady he will go full Super Saiyan and only Thomas Davis' channeling his best Sam Mills will be able to hold him back before kick off. 

 

Unleash the Kraken?  Indeed. 

 

Unleash the Screaming Banshee that is Luke Kuechly?  Be careful for what you wish for.  Everyone in the first six rows of BOA may need to wear Gallagher watermelon gear, as it will get ugly and messy.

 

Luke Kuechly has his true introduction to the NFL Nation Monday Night. 

 

There will be blood.

 

KEEP POUNDING YOU BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF MOTHER FUGGING PANTHERS!!!!!!

 

(Sorry, I couldn't resist)

 

 

 

 

one thing I did get from this article would be paragraphs like those above are a little better to read than the constant one sentence paragraphs like that below..

 

 

 

Kuechly embryos cannibalize their litter-mates in the womb, with the largest embryo eating all its siblings. 

 

A Kuechly can smell one drop of fear from 6 miles away. 

 

A Kuechly never truly sleeps as the perpetual motion is necessary to keep the mojo flowing.

 

Luke is resting comfortably at home at the moment with visions of proper, sensible, brown shoes in his head.

 

Once he gets within the confines of BOA Monday night and smells the P-juice dripping,,,,

 

...from Marcia Brady he will go full Super Saiyan and only Thomas Davis' channeling his best Sam Mills will be able to hold him back before kick off. 

 

Unleash the Kraken?  Indeed. 

 

Unleash the Screaming Banshee that is Luke Kuechly? 

 

Be careful for what you wish for. 

 

Everyone in the first six rows of BOA may need to wear Gallagher watermelon gear, as it will get ugly and messy.

 

Luke Kuechly has his true introduction to the NFL Nation Monday Night. 

 

There will be blood.

 

KEEP POUNDING YOU BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF MOTHER FUGGING PANTHERS!!!!!!

 

(Sorry, I couldn't resist)

 

 

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But seriously though, has anyone really stopped to think just how good this mother fuger is gonna be 4-5 years from now?  The dude just friggin' turned 22 only a few months ago and is already one of the premiere defensive players in the league.  He's younger than most rookies and already has a veteran-like grasp of the game.

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Kuechly embryos cannibalize their litter-mates in the womb, with the largest embryo eating all its siblings.  A Kuechly can smell one drop of fear from 6 miles away.  A Kuechly never truly sleeps as the perpetual motion is necessary to keep the mojo flowing.

 

Luke is resting comfortably at home at the moment with visions of proper, sensible, brown shoes in his head.

 

Once he gets within the confines of BOA Monday night and smells the P-juice dripping from Marcia Brady he will go full Super Saiyan and only Thomas Davis' channeling his best Sam Mills will be able to hold him back before kick off. 

 

Unleash the Kraken?  Indeed. 

 

Unleash the Screaming Banshee that is Luke Kuechly?  Be careful for what you wish for.  Everyone in the first six rows of BOA may need to wear Gallagher watermelon gear, as it will get ugly and messy.

 

Luke Kuechly has his true introduction to the NFL Nation Monday Night. 

 

There will be blood.

 

KEEP POUNDING YOU BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF MOTHER FUGGING PANTHERS!!!!!!

 

(Sorry, I couldn't resist)

 

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Keeks is so fuging beautiful. Come tailgate Monday SIG! I'll buy you a beer old man!

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