Notes and Memos - 49ers

[PhillyB]

this seems like a new side you, PhillyB, haha

 

broseph i am so god damn drunk right now i saw a squirrel outside and chased it because fuck squirrels and tripped on grass and scared it off

[mav1234]

broseph i am so god damn drunk right now i saw a squirrel outside and chased it because fuck squirrels and tripped on grass and scared it off

 

you get that fuging squirrel, dude.  don't let that fuger just sit in your goddamn lawn, eating nuts and poo from your trees!

 

also fug 9ers fans.  that is all

[PhillyB]

you get that fuging squirrel, dude.  don't let that fuger just sit in your goddamn lawn, eating nuts and poo from your trees!

 

also fug 9ers fans.  that is all

 

see thats what im sayin. at least someone gets me

 

punnet squares 4ever

[Mr. Scot]

I wondered why I hadn't seen any posts from Squirrel.

[Coug Girl]

Dear Coach Jim Harbaugh,

We will be pursuing other options for our VISA commercials from here on.

P.S. What is the number for your brothers agent?

Sincerely,

VISA

[BBQ&Beer]

dear $65,000,

bye...

9ers fan

 

Holy banana filled baby monkey poo I forgot about that! BWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[B.BERSIN]

Dear Panthers,

 

Thanks for making it worthy to wake up at 5:00 AM in the fuging China. It was worth every sec of it.

 

 

 

Sincerely,

 

Dead Chinese.

[SauceBoss]

Is that Tolbert?

someone should tweet that gif to him

[SamMills4Life]

Holy banana filled baby monkey poo I forgot about that! BWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

We need to dig up that thread, though I think he already screwed the pooch betting on Cincy.

[Mr. Scot]

To: The Numbers 0-9

From: The Carolina Panthers

Re: Services

 

Number 3, your services will be retained in our loss column for at least one more week.  Another status update will be sent next Monday.

 

Number 5, you have been dismissed.  Thank you for your work.

 

Number 6, you're hired.

 

 

[j2sgam]

Dear All the random 49er fans that talked poo to me all week, 

 

I tried to tell yous, it wasnt going to be easy....

 

-j2sgam

[Mr. Scot]

Dear 49ers,

Thanks for giving me a chance to play wide receiver this year :D

- Ted Ginn Jr

[thefuzz]

Dear Drayton Florence,

 

My heart can't take those plays too often.

 

(punt team turnover, and INT to seal the win)

 

- thefuzz

[Mr. Scot]

Dear Mike Mitchell and Mike Tolbert,

We want to be like you.

- Freight Trains

Us too.

- Bowling Balls

Don't forget us.

- Bulldozers