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I left my shart in San Francisco

ItsNotGonnaBeAlright

By ItsNotGonnaBeAlright,
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lola Newbie

lola

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This week it seems that everybody is talking poo about my Panthers not beating anybody. Newsflash you bunch of Nancy’s, the 49ers have also only beaten one team with a winning record. Most of the 49er fans talking poo couldn’t point out San Francisco on a map if I hired Perez Hilton to dance around in drag with a laser pointer shouting "Yo ho there it is dumbass!", so I hardly take offense. I mean your QB is a Miami Dolphin fan with a tiny head that looks goofy as poo trying to wear a flat bill, last year the BART had a few escalators that were mired in so much human poop and piss that they were inoperable, and Candlestick Park is the Somalia of NFL stadiums. Your defensive end is some two time alcoholic that shows up to practice hammered after a night in the Castro District trying to find the one girl that didn’t have the remnant of a penis. The team is moving to some new digs next season down in the valley or some poo? That’s all good but it’s a shame the 49ers sold out the real fans. The thugs and rednecks that used to stab and shoot visiting fans at the Stick are being replaced by Lovie, Carlton the III, and their poodle Mrs.Bigglesworth. I have seen it a thousand times at BofAstadium and it ain’t pretty. Thank god Oakland is a toll bridge away so at least some of your manhood remains in tact. I’d rather get stabbed in The Stick than listen to some asshole from San Jose complain about his smoked gouda being soft and bragging about his wine having legs.

As far as the game goes Sunday, who knows? You guys have beat a Green Bay team that dedicated their entire summer trying to get their crappy defense to figure out how to stop the read option and then the 9ers never used it. Everybody else you beat is pretty worthless. Your QB kisses his arms like a douchebag and our QB does the Superman. The Superman is so much better it’s not even close. I think you guys give us a good test because ourOline is a huge question mark with all of the injuries. I think we score a special teams touchdown and a defensive touchdown off a Mini Pedro Martinez interception. I think our offense scores twice so that gives us 28. You guys score 21. The Panthers leave San Fran with a W and the nation is put on notice.

There it is. Now we can get this shiz started!!

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ladypanther Grand Master

ladypanther

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This week it seems that everybody is talking poo about my Panthers not beating anybody. Newsflash you bunch of Nancy’s, the 49ers have also only beaten one team with a winning record. Most of the 49er fans talking poo couldn’t point out San Francisco on a map if I hired Perez Hilton to dance around in drag with a laser pointer shouting "Yo ho there it is dumbass!", so I hardly take offense. I mean your QB is a Miami Dolphin fan with a tiny head that looks goofy as poo trying to wear a flat bill, last year the BART had a few escalators that were mired in so much human poop and piss that they were inoperable, and Candlestick Park is the Somalia of NFL stadiums. Your defensive end is some two time alcoholic that shows up to practice hammered after a night in the Castro District trying to find the one girl that didn’t have the remnant of a penis. The team is moving to some new digs next season down in the valley or some poo? That’s all good but it’s a shame the 49ers sold out the real fans. The thugs and rednecks that used to stab and shoot visiting fans at the Stick are being replaced by Lovie, Carlton the III, and their poodle Mrs.Bigglesworth. I have seen it a thousand times at BofAstadium and it ain’t pretty. Thank god Oakland is a toll bridge away so at least some of your manhood remains in tact. I’d rather get stabbed in The Stick than listen to some asshole from San Jose complain about his smoked gouda being soft and bragging about his wine having legs.

As far as the game goes Sunday, who knows? You guys have beat a Green Bay team that dedicated their entire summer trying to get their crappy defense to figure out how to stop the read option and then the 9ers never used it. Everybody else you beat is pretty worthless. Your QB kisses his arms like a douchebag and our QB does the Superman. The Superman is so much better it’s not even close. I think you guys give us a good test because ourOline is a huge question mark with all of the injuries. I think we score a special teams touchdown and a defensive touchdown off a Mini Pedro Martinez interception. I think our offense scores twice so that gives us 28. You guys score 21. The Panthers leave San Fran with a W and the nation is put on notice.

 

 

You are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

 

Panthers will win.

 

 

 (((((((((((hugs))))))))))

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thecyclone2

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Your team has been irrelevant since we came into the league.

Maybe if this were 20 years ago, you could talk about how relevant your franchise is. But it's not.

Who were the first defending super bowl champs to lose to a lowly expansion team?

Congrats on winning your first NFC Championship in the Panthers' existence.

Congrats on two straight division titles in a division that was previously won by a 7-9 team.

I'm just in awe of the Niners' relevance and their all-time losing record to us. You guys made David Gettis look like Jerry Rice in 2010.

 

Was that a burn I just read?

 

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Your team has been irrelevant since we came into the league.

Maybe if this were 20 years ago, you could talk about how relevant your franchise is. But it's not.

Who were the first defending super bowl champs to lose to a lowly expansion team?

Congrats on winning your first NFC Championship in the Panthers' existence.

Congrats on two straight division titles in a division that was previously won by a 7-9 team.

I'm just in awe of the Niners' relevance and their all-time losing record to us. You guys made David Gettis look like Jerry Rice in 2010.

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CRA Grand Master

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Please talk about Alex he's still doing his thing at 9-0 more than you could say about post panther jake, But no diss to old QB's just showing how long you guys have been irrelevant

lol....in the past 10 years SF has 2 winning seasons and they literally just happened.

Past 10 years we have had more winning season and playoffs wins. Now all the sudden you trying to look down your nose at us like y'all are the Patriots?

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lol....in the past 10 years SF has 2 winning seasons and they literally just happened.

Past 10 years we have had more winning season and playoffs wins. Now all the sudden you trying to look down your nose at us like y'all are the Patriots?

Ya fug that NinerNoles guy. The fuging pansie is a 49er fan and a Florida State fan? How fuging convenient. I'll bet he was posting as GiantsRollTide a few years ago.

San Fran has been irrelevant for most of the Panthers existence. We are 10-7 all time versus the 9ers. That NinerNole douchebag can suck it.

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Ya fug that NinerNoles guy. The fuging pansie is a 49er fan and a Florida State fan? How fuging convenient. I'll bet he was posting as GiantsRollTide a few years ago.

San Fran has been irrelevant for most of the Panthers existence. We are 10-7 all time versus the 9ers. That NinerNole douchebag can suck it.

 

NinerNoles:2013::SaintJ:2010

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