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I left my shart in San Francisco


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I seriously hate everything SF.

 

Giants, Niners, the thought of the Warriors moving there, any company that offers me a job and they have an office there, the Bulls, trying to park there, everything.

 

 

Such a smug effing city.

 

Trust me, or any other Bay Area resident, we are 3 years removed from Niner fans having Giant caps on and learning what baseball is.

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This week it seems that everybody is talking poo about my Panthers not beating anybody. Newsflash you bunch of Nancy’s, the 49ers have also only beaten one team with a winning record. Most of the 49er fans talking poo couldn’t point out San Francisco on a map if I hired Perez Hilton to dance around in drag with a laser pointer shouting "Yo ho there it is dumbass!", so I hardly take offense. I mean your QB is a Miami Dolphin fan with a tiny head that looks goofy as poo trying to wear a flat bill, last year the BART had a few escalators that were mired in so much human poop and piss that they were inoperable, and Candlestick Park is the Somalia of NFL stadiums. Your defensive end is some two time alcoholic that shows up to practice hammered after a night in the Castro District trying to find the one girl that didn’t have the remnant of a penis. The team is moving to some new digs next season down in the valley or some poo? That’s all good but it’s a shame the 49ers sold out the real fans. The thugs and rednecks that used to stab and shoot visiting fans at the Stick are being replaced by Lovie, Carlton the III, and their poodle Mrs.Bigglesworth. I have seen it a thousand times at BofAstadium and it ain’t pretty. Thank god Oakland is a toll bridge away so at least some of your manhood remains in tact. I’d rather get stabbed in The Stick than listen to some asshole from San Jose complain about his smoked gouda being soft and bragging about his wine having legs.

As far as the game goes Sunday, who knows? You guys have beat a Green Bay team that dedicated their entire summer trying to get their crappy defense to figure out how to stop the read option and then the 9ers never used it. Everybody else you beat is pretty worthless. Your QB kisses his arms like a douchebag and our QB does the Superman. The Superman is so much better it’s not even close. I think you guys give us a good test because ourOline is a huge question mark with all of the injuries. I think we score a special teams touchdown and a defensive touchdown off a Mini Pedro Martinez interception. I think our offense scores twice so that gives us 28. You guys score 21. The Panthers leave San Fran with a W and the nation is put on notice.

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This week it seems that everybody is talking poo about my Panthers not beating anybody. Newsflash you bunch of Nancy’s, the 49ers have also only beaten one team with a winning record. Most of the 49er fans talking poo couldn’t point out San Francisco on a map if I hired Perez Hilton to dance around in drag with a laser pointer shouting "Yo ho there it is dumbass!", so I hardly take offense. I mean your QB is a Miami Dolphin fan with a tiny head that looks goofy as poo trying to wear a flat bill, last year the BART had a few escalators that were mired in so much human poop and piss that they were inoperable, and Candlestick Park is the Somalia of NFL stadiums. Your defensive end is some two time alcoholic that shows up to practice hammered after a night in the Castro District trying to find the one girl that didn’t have the remnant of a penis. The team is moving to some new digs next season down in the valley or some poo? That’s all good but it’s a shame the 49ers sold out the real fans. The thugs and rednecks that used to stab and shoot visiting fans at the Stick are being replaced by Lovie, Carlton the III, and their poodle Mrs.Bigglesworth. I have seen it a thousand times at BofAstadium and it ain’t pretty. Thank god Oakland is a toll bridge away so at least some of your manhood remains in tact. I’d rather get stabbed in The Stick than listen to some asshole from San Jose complain about his smoked gouda being soft and bragging about his wine having legs.

As far as the game goes Sunday, who knows? You guys have beat a Green Bay team that dedicated their entire summer trying to get their crappy defense to figure out how to stop the read option and then the 9ers never used it. Everybody else you beat is pretty worthless. Your QB kisses his arms like a douchebag and our QB does the Superman. The Superman is so much better it’s not even close. I think you guys give us a good test because ourOline is a huge question mark with all of the injuries. I think we score a special teams touchdown and a defensive touchdown off a Mini Pedro Martinez interception. I think our offense scores twice so that gives us 28. You guys score 21. The Panthers leave San Fran with a W and the nation is put on notice.

 

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OK, I was going to abstain from posting this week. I mean on the way to a 4 game win streak we stomped a mud hole in the Falcons, my sales numbers are up, and my wife bought me a new jean short/denim braided belt set thatfugging kicks ass. Things were good. However, there was a sudden turn of events yesterday that has my man tits sweating in places that only women can appreciate. The drive into work this morning consisted of listening to cocky 49er fans on the radio so I needed to vent and this is as good a place as any. Sione Fua, the biggest waste of space since a hermaphrodite Spaniard from Metairie, LA, has given up his defensive line jersey for an offensive line jersey. Just when you thought the 49ers stood a chance,Gettleman has totally thrown down the gauntlet. Or was it a towel? I couldn’t tell. I have learned there are two constants in life: Tan fat looks better than white fat and Sione Fua will be on the Panthers roster.

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I can't deny, I like the city of San Francisco and it's going to be even way better once they get rid of the niners too!

 

that said...if any of you panther fans are there or plan to go there for the game, I wouldn't recommend wearing your gear around the stadium.  You see, the niner fans are so full of arrogance that they think they are raider fans now and will stab you, mug you in the parking lot or any of the other sewage systems around that poo hole they call home. 

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I can't deny, I like the city of San Francisco and it's going to be even way better once they get rid of the niners too!

that said...if any of you panther fans are there or plan to go there for the game, I wouldn't recommend wearing your gear around the stadium. You see, the niner fans are so full of arrogance that they think they are raider fans now and will stab you, mug you in the parking lot or any of the other sewage systems around that poo hole they call home.

I've been trying to tell people this here for weeks. SF fans are among the leagues worst, and loudmouths like me are asking for trouble wearing the visiting teams garb.

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I've been saying it for years. The Raiders are living off their images of biker gangs in the 70s, and LA/NWA in the 80s for a couple decades now. Raider fans are not bad. They might kick your ass if you are stupid towards them, but enjoy the game, no problems.

 

 

 

Niner fans? They are seriously stupid. Like brain dead. I have yet to figure out why a city that claims to be so intelligent, is so damn ignant when it comes to being a sports fan.

 

 

If you need more proof, ever heard of people being stabbed after A's games, or Warrior games? Nope. Blow cars up? Sure. But not stabbing people. And the stadiums are right next to BART, where I'm always tempted to push someone in SF garb onto the rails.

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