An elderly woman walked up to me at a bar....

[Hotsauce]

I am sitting at a crowded bar last night eating a meal by myself (I am traveling for work). I get a tap on the shoulder and when I turn around this old lady is standing there. She asked me if she could sit in my seat. I am like 2 bites into a meatloaf, with a side of steamed okra and mashed potatoes. But being that I am a southern gentleman, I gladly give up my seat.

She sits down and orders a Guinness.

That's it, that's the story. It was very bizarre to say the least.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

she wanted to sit on your face bro

[Hotsauce]

she wanted to sit on your face bro

[Darth Biscuit]

Was at Teeter today getting some lunch and supplies... Walking toward the check out and this old lady sees me walking, looks right at me and pushes her cart right in my way...

People are assholes.

[Kelp]

Respect your elders.

[thefuzz]

There is a creepster old dude that goes to the Hooters here in ILM every day at lunch.

 

Brings in bags of candy or snacks for the girls.  Every day, same seat, for about 2.5 hours.

 

I walked in one day and sat in his seat, didn't know, and a manager came over and asked me to sit elsewhere.....

 

Moral of the story.  When you are old and don't give a fug, life is probably pretty cool.

[Epistaxis]

[Porn Shop Clerk]

 

 

 

do it anyway.   maybe she's a squirter.

[PanthaSan]

More importantly, did you hit it?

 

 

Please tell me you did......

[Mother Grabber]

old dood almost ran me over as I was walking back from lunch today.  He was oblivious and shouldn't be on the road.

[Anybodyhome]

Creepy fugging weird. Even made worse if there were other seats available...

 

...or she just wanted your meatloaf...