Matt Ryan's thoughts on facing the Kraken again...

[Mr. Scot]

True, true... but even the SANE ones give you moments when you are thinking "What. The. Absolute. fug?" inside your head.

Lets not even go there. :lol:

 

 

College girlfriend was once kind enough to let me know "that time" was coming soon.

 

I made jokes about it :blink:

 

Yeah...Won't do that again :unsure:

[Chaos]

We've not only derailed, but slid down a mountainside and slammed headlong into a nitroglycerin plant.

 

And swamp ass is a real thing my friends.  It's not a myth.

[SmokinwithWilly]

After I get a really good skid, I like to hang it on the fridge for everyone to see. It's my version of an art project.

[jayflip]

I know I'm not the only one who wants to hear SCP's thoughts on this subject matter.

[lola]

This is why I love this place. Bravo.

[Mother Grabber]

 

btw...I farted no fewer than 4 times whilst reading this thread.  mmmmmmmm....

[CatMan72]

Ryan should insist on being traded to the Browns, problem solved. 

[ickmule]

Damn dirty stink wrinkle

[L-TownCat]

With my uncontrollable shits/farts I too have learned that skids are as much a part of life as breathing.

They are like Smitty, you can't stop them, your only hope is to contain them.

[Chaos]

I follow the Louis CK mantra - every poo's an emergency.

[Eclipse]

Doo Doo Brown.    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qtseEDFlzp4

 

Girls don't poop

 

 

Wait.  What was this thread about again?

[SmokinwithWilly]

Doo Doo Brown.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qtseEDFlzp4

 

 

 

What was this thread about again?

2 girls 1 cup

[Mother Grabber]

I usually dip a pipe cleaner in some rose scented body wash, and swizzle my bunghole until it's nice and squeaky clean.  Sometimes, I even do it two or three times, just for fun.

[GSO_Pantherz]

All my undies have permant brown streaks in them that notbing will get out. One time my ex was giving me a big/hj. I was sitting on the edge if her bed and she was on her knees on the floor. Afterwords I stood up and the was a long brown streak on her bed sheet. So embarrassing

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This is why your relationship ended, wasn't it?

Skid marks....ruining relationships since the beginning of underwear

To everyone else.....Pro tip - wear DARK boxers...skid marks don't show.