Matt Ryan's thoughts on facing the Kraken again...

[Nate Dogg]

oh lord

[Cary Kollins]

You guys just need to realize this fact of life: you shart way more than you think.

"If it's wet, get a toilet."

[jayflip]

You guys just need to realize this fact of life: you shart way more than you think.

"If it's wet, get a toilet."

You gotta be smart when it comes to gambling like that. When in doubt, some will come out. I'm more of a calculated risk kinda guy when it comes to that. Riverboat Ron, I am not.

[CatMan72]

Jeff King can relate... 

[tiger7_88]

God designed them to be beautiful, exquisite creatures whose image inspires all who see them.

And then God designed them to be crazy as fug, just to keep us on our toes.

[dave-o]

The one minor flaw in a woman tho is they put the snack bar too close to the shitter...

[CatMan72]

Ryan's been living in Atlanta all these years... that thing is probably so worn out that he takes a dump and doesn't even feel it. 

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

I think the big moral of this story is to eat lightly before facing the Kraken... Or Uncle Wet Poots happens.

[Mr. Scot]

And then God designed them to be crazy as fug, just to keep us on our toes.

 

Not all of them.  A lot of them, but not all of them.

 

The monthly visitor certainly does change things up :(

 

[CatMan72]

Someone go to the Westin and ask him to sign a diaper. 

[CatMan72]

Not all of them.  A lot of them, but not all of them.

 

The monthly visitor certainly does change things up :(

 

 

Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die... 

[jayflip]

Wait. Are we talking about Matt Ryan, skidmarks, sharts or dishing out love advice in this thread?

Zod, this is your creation.

[tiger7_88]

Not all of them. A lot of them, but not all of them.

True, true... but even the SANE ones give you moments when you are thinking "What. The. Absolute. fug?" inside your head.

The monthly visitor certainly does change things up :(

Lets not even go there. :lol:

[Judo Thoreau]

1. Invest in some good quality moist wipes.

 

2. Be extremely thorough.

 

3. You're welcome.