Line from a movie that you use sometime

[mr beauxjangles]

"Two dollars! I want my two dollars!"

 

"...be a lot cooler if you did."

 

"Call me sir, goddamn it!"

 

"A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself."

 

"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly."

 

"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!"

[Davidson Deac II]

A few weeks ago, I had my son help me clean our deck with some clorox outdoor stuff.  After spraying it, I said "I love the smell of clorox in the morning, smells like victory".  He gave me a what the heck was that dad look.  :)

[Mother Grabber]

"It's all in the reflexes" - Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China

[cptx]

 

"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!"

 

I use this one, but have no idea where it is from.

[Doyle]

I'm so hungry I could eat a grown man's ass right now.

[Peppers90 NC]

[mr beauxjangles]

I use this one, but have no idea where it is from.

[ThaJackal]

Blazing Saddles:

Nevermind that poo.  Here comes Mongo.

I'd say ya've had enough.

Yeah, but I shoot with this hand.

Somebody go back and get a shitload of dimes.

Just think of your secretary.

This friggin thing is warped!

[ThaJackal]

Friday after next:

Ya'll usin' the lords name to sell pussy on this corner.

You pee on me?

You can lead a ho to water but you cant make her think.

You remedial.

Extra Medium?!

Eyes cocked like a pistol.

[cookinbrak]

"Dancin' around like a bunch of Kansas City fine young males"

 

"Well, that sure escalated quickly"

 

"Thirty-seven!?"

[pstall]

Anything from real genius.

Hence the avatar.

[stirs]

I say use the word "reckon" solely because of The Outlaw Jose Wales

 

 

And I'm fond of this from Colors:

"There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fug one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fug 'em all"."

 

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[Ja Rhule]

"You like a blind man, looking for your favorite porno"

[KJ89]