Greg Schiano: Breaking Madden

[SgtJoo]

http://www.sbnation.com/2013/10/23/4862062/greg-schiano-breaking-madden

 

Buccaneers head coach Greg Schiano is off to an 0-6 start. Clearly, he does not have enough of his esteemed "Schiano Men" on his roster. Let's release everyone on the Tampa Bay roster, replace them with copies of Greg Schiano, and have us a nightmare.

 

I released every single real-world member of the Buccaneers from the team, and replaced them with 44 identical copies of Greg Schiano. I'm pretty happy, I'll have you know, with how my virtual Schianos turned out.

 

 

 

 

The Panthers finished with 38 sacks -- thirty eight! -- and perhaps this GIF can help to illustrate how that happened.

 

 

 

 

 

PANTHERS 412, BUCCANEERS 0.

 

Now, according to the game's scoreboard, I had only won 292-0, and scored zero points in the fourth quarter.

 

 

 

 

Stats of interest:

 

Panthers offense: 571 yards, 5:40 time of possession

 

Buccaneers offense: Negative-231 yards, 21 turnovers, 54:20 time of possession

 

Panthers defense: 38 sacks, 25 forced fumbles, 19 fumble recoveries, 5 safeties, 12 defensive touchdowns

 

Key cogs of the Buccaneers' offense: Greg Schiano (22/55 passing, 129 yards, 2 INT), Greg Schiano (18 rushes, 24 yards), Greg Schiano (10 attempts, -8 yards), Greg Schiano (7 attempts, -4 yards), Greg Schiano (5 attempts, -8 yards), Greg Schiano (1 attempt, -1 yard)

 

Head coach Greg Schiano tried everything. He even tried rushing once with his punter, Greg Schiano. Nothing mattered. By the end of the game, the Bucs had suffered injuries to Greg Schiano, Greg Schiano, Greg Schiano, Greg Schiano, Greg Schiano, Greg Schiano, and Greg Schiano.

 

[CharlottePanther]

Is this from the N64 version? Those graphics!

[Judo Thoreau]

Not weird at all.

[0115]

ive just spent 10 mins laughing my ass off....

[RunFasterJumpHigher]

I think this is hilarious.  Time well spent.

[SgtJoo]

Good omens for our game tomorrow I think.

[GamecockSmitty4]

QB completed 22 passes on your D. Scrub.

[TheGreatestOfAllTimeCam]

But, Madden is so dumb

[Bloodflood]

Who the fug is Rios?

[SgtJoo]

QB completed 22 passes on your D. Scrub.

 

Not me brah.

 

I'm just linking the article.

[Guest Irv]

you got too much time on your hands

[Judo Thoreau]

Good to see that Madden has such realistic injuries. That's a great example of turning into a rocking chair after being hit.  

 

They should bring back the ambulance.

[Floppin]

This poo has me cracking up for some reason. Especially that last gif. 

[KJ89]

I lost it at the list of injuries.