The perfect marriage of suck and suck

[SCP]

Chris Berman as the spokesman on Applebee's commercials.

Just stab my eyes and ears with an ice pick and cram poo down my throat.

[Dpantherman]

I was expecting much more out of this thread.

[nickzz]

why is there so much hate for the swami on these boards?

[Scrumtrilescent]

Because he's sucked since 1993.  Coincidentally, the same time he first tried an Applebee's boneless wing.

[nickzz]

Because he's sucked since 1993.  Coincidentally, the same time he first tried an Applebee's boneless wing.

 

what made him suck all of a sudden? seems like he's the exact same as he's always been.

[Hotsauce]

Applebee's is terrible

[Anybodyhome]

How does he get when his food takes a little longer than usual?

 

[Scrumtrilescent]

It's like eating PB&J as a kid.  You would eat it all the time but then you eventually got tired of it.  Same for his schtick.  

 

 

 

And his prima donna tirades.

[PanthaSan]

Because he's sucked since 1993.  Coincidentally, the same time he first tried an Applebee's boneless wing.

 

Wouldn't that be considered a chicken nugget?

[PhillyB]

i actually like chris berman

[bigjohn]

I stopped watching the Homerun Derby years ago just because of "backbackbackbackback".

 

And I'd rather eat at Taco Bell than Crapplebees. 

[toldozer]

I don't really know how the place is still open, much less successful. Full on disgusting. Although I did use to go to "club bees" on Sunday nights in Concord. They had cheap beer cornhole and beer pong. Never ordered food though.

[Happy Panther]

I was watching sportscenter the other day when NE came back against NO. His commentary went like this:

 

"TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK"

 

then he added:

 

"TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK"

 

then for good measure:

 

"TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK"

 

It reminded me of the commercials on sports radio where they insist of repeating the 1-800 number for debt reduction like 4 times.

 

He just annoys the hell out of me.

[toldozer]

I thought he usually just went with.

tick tick tick tick tick tick. He can't be bothered with mixing in a tock.