Be July

[SauceBoss]

Imagine having that Delorean to go back and give a semi spoiler alert to tease yourself in July. You tell yourself these things. List your July reactions.

 

1. DWill is a top 5 rusher in the NFL through 5 games.

 

2. We beat the Giants 38-0 racking up 7 sacks. 

 

3. Travelle Wharton plays guard for us.

 

4. We are starting Robert Lester at safety instead of Charles Godfrey. (i know he's hurt, but imagine the trolling)

 

5. Jon Beason got traded to the Giants for nothing.

 

6. Armanti Edwards and Jimmy Clausen isn't on the team.

 

7. Fua was cut, and then resigned.

 

8. Our leading receiver is Ted Ginn.

 

9. Top 5 defense.

 

10. Josh Norman and Frank Alexander are in the dog house.

[BBQ&Beer]

Your past self would get in the Delorean, go to tomorrow, & ass rape you with a badger.

[Jakob]

I'm really not sure why people are surprised that DWill is a top 5 rusher again. I thought it was known that CHUD was really hurting his game.

[TruCatzFan]

Imagine having that Delorean to go back and give a semi spoiler alert to tease yourself in July. You tell yourself these things. List your July reactions.

 

1. DWill is a top 5 rusher in the NFL through 5 games.

 

2. We beat the Giants 38-0 racking up 7 sacks. 

 

3. Travelle Wharton plays guard for us.

 

4. We are starting Robert Lester at safety instead of Charles Godfrey. (i know he's hurt, but imagine the trolling)

 

5. Jon Beason got traded to the Giants for nothing.

 

6. Armanti Edwards and Jimmy Clausen AREN'T on the team.

 

7. Fua was cut, and then resigned.

 

8. Our leading receiver is Ted Ginn.

 

9. Top 5 defense.

 

10. Josh Norman and Frank Alexander are in the dog house.

Yeah those are all excellent points. I was gonna flame without reading but it's all very true. Beason for nothing is still crazy to me. Oh and I fixed your grammar on #6

[Cary Kollins]

If you woulda told me last week that Carson Palmer would throw three interceptions and Fitzgerald would not have a big play I would have said FUGGG YES.

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