My pregnant wife and I almost got ran over by neighbors teenage kid

[Scrumtrilescent]

 

 

[Scrumtrilescent]

Arsen, from all the stories I've heard from you over the years, I sincerely say this.  Please, for the love of humanity, insurance, your sanity, the little children of the world, and small baby geese everywhere, wear a Go Pro 24/7.  Please.

[Ja Rhule]

Arsen, from all the stories I've heard from you over the years, I sincerely say this. Please, for the love of humanity, insurance, your sanity, the little children of the world, and small baby geese everywhere, wear a Go Pro 24/7. Please.

Lol, that's what most of my friends say lolol

[frash.exe]

I've had to deal with pedestrians that treat the roads like it's a mall for so long I really lack sympathy for this

[Hawk]

you should go get his mom pregnant...that will teach them all a lesson

[Johnny Rockets]

you should go get his mom pregnant...that will teach them all a lesson

lol that reminds me of this great scene from Pain and Gain. Starts around the 45 second mark but at 1:05 he threatens the little kid to stop eyeballing him because he sees his mom driving up and down the street looking at him everyday and he could be his step father by the end of the week.

 

http://youtu.be/LG4oZAvdzmg

[Mayor Qumiby]

Lol..what kinda pussy almost looses control of their car at 35 mph.

[Hawk]

hahahahahaha....no pickle licking around here!!!!!

[Johnny Rockets]

Lol..what kinda pussy almost looses control of their car at 35 mph.

My guess is one that is texting,

Thats stings a litle bit considering I just posted how i lost control of my car going 3mph in an Autobell parking lot yesterday. In fairness the speedometer said i was going 170mph but thats just cause my tires were spinning.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Car wax on the tires, I got a warning one time for doing the same thing. 

[Guest Spider Monkey]

My guess is one that is texting,

Thats stings a litle bit considering I just posted how i lost control of my car going 3mph in an Autobell parking lot yesterday. In fairness the speedometer said i was going 170mph but thats just cause my tires were spinning.

Your lying skills suck.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

There is this invention called bulletproof material. Don't complain when you're in a store and a coke head shoots your knee caps.

 

An accurate comparison would be to walk in the middle of a shooting range and then complain when I catch a stray bullet.

[Panthro]

If your are in the street you should be aware of your surroundings...

People that don't swim don't get bit by sharks

[Johnny Rockets]

Your lying skills suck.

But my exaggeration skills are top notch.