My pregnant wife and I almost got ran over by neighbors teenage kid

[PhillyB]

lol what i'm getting from this thread is that rocknrolla almost ran over arsen and his pregnant wife 

[Lloyd Christmas]

Take approximately one cup of white, granulated sugar. Slowly dissolve in about one pint of warm water. Then gently pour said solution into the offenders gas tank. Offender will be off the road in a short period of time. 

[Guest Spider Monkey]

there's this invention called a sidewalk

don't walk in the street and then complain when a car almost hits you

There is this invention called bulletproof material. Don't complain when you're in a store and a coke head shoots your knee caps.

[Panthro]

They make bullet proof knee pads? Looks like your glory holing just got a lot safer

[Porn Shop Clerk]

also i heard chloraseptic really helps with gag reflex

 

[†William Moore†]

Spray paint his car when he isn't looking,

[The_Light_Brigade]

Go to their house in the middle of the night and stand four roofing nails on theirs heads behind each of his four tires.  Wear rubber gloves.  

[Kurb]

Grats on knocking up the wife. 

 

 

 

RnR you are on the wrong end of this conversation.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEB5Eed6xBk&ytsession=zUCGltlUMHOTA_rm7nrLJHbzQZjMbsgPrZTvNIvtHNCkbnGq54lJBchB7RwuPBEZMTrBC1Ry2aPM3ot1X9TN35oUaw3jadf8kJfJBJMuXEIHZOwWprO65X-k_Uv30e3ctrgEsPvKqMTz-VBBEuOI2owJ4XwUpJnlb4PSoc_PMvIHYpovjtUqE0Q--zTjK3Yxo6zQMZZjgD0nGo4MwwKSS4p4w-Cr0YSnlefJ2-D73ffcalkS0uvpaEJqvMrBhLR5Vz5_nrSpdmlm7QsUMGiKY5vKuc0gOPUA7SOx2PVQ3nj5WuZN8StYLp42uV5fchu9DuW6s9rtngyDztSFLq9GuBSRl3oHfMCY7FkmCdhI9_SCzqpwtXr4qCWuRGK_VDrsinZEaN9imznrnG5qVwq0qO74z0R4NZGf  For reference.

 

 

Arsen, telling the sales agent is fine. Calmly telling the parents will help as well.

Stay in adult mode and not in angry russian mode no matter what happens.

 

 

[Johnny Rockets]

I lost control in the parking lot of an Auto Bell car wash yesterday and almost killed 3 people none of which appeared to be pregnant. Somehow I did a 180 while making a u turn at 3mph afrer getting my car washed. It was fun. Thanks for letting me share my story.

[Darth Biscuit]

 

Stay in adult mode and not in angry russian mode no matter what happens.

 

 

This made me laugh Kurb, but is good advice.

[Cat]

Be rational and calm about it when talking to his parents. My experience is that teenage boys are dangerous risky drivers. Many seem to not realize the great responsibility of driving.

[Johnny Rockets]

Years ago in my old neighborhood my wife's car got shot with a pellet gun with my son in the backseat. It was only about 12" from the back window right near the fuel cap. She heard it hit and it was only about 4 houses down from us. I wanted to go down there and kill the kid but called the police instead. The cop investigated and said that he couldn't prove it came from there but he noticed the shed in their backyard was covered with pellet gun holes. He suggested I pay his parents a visit which I did. Their denial about their 15 year old angel never doing such a thing was sickening so about 11pm that night I went over and took a sh*t on the hood of their car.

 

 

That last part isn't really true but it should be and I wanted to give Arsen an idea for redemption.

[Ja Rhule]

I will stay away from the kid and his parents and I hope sales representative will handle it.  I don't want to lose my poo.

 

We met his parents 2 weeks ago and they seem like nice people but when their son going to get called out they might turn hostile.  Me being ex boxer, I got very short temper and I won't tolerate someone chewing me out.

[Kurb]

I will stay away from the kid and his parents and I hope sales representative will handle it.  I don't want to lose my poo.

 

We met his parents 2 weeks ago and they seem like nice people but when their son going to get called out they might turn hostile.  Me being ex boxer, I got very short temper and I won't take someone chewing me out.

Losing your temper in a conversation causes you to instantly lose any credibility you have in the conversation.

 

Here is a Kurb Pro-Tip for talking to people in a possible heated conversation:

 

Always keep the same facial expression and tone of voice. It unnerves people and makes you look calm and relaxed.  

Your conversation should go something like this.

"Hey Bob and Sue hows it going"

"Good good we are stupid yankees"

 

"Yeah good to hear, so I wanted to mention something to ya, about little Jonny. The other night I think he was texting and driving or something because he was cruising through here pretty fast. In fact he got pretty close to me and the misses while we were walking.  Just wanted to give you a heads up"

 

"WHY ME LITTLE JONNY WOULD NEVER DO THAT STUPID RUSSIAN PIG"

 

"Yeah, well I just wanted to share, you folks have a good night, I'll be around...."

 

 

Walk off. 

Mission accomplished