Caption this pic from today's practice

[frash.exe]

Dave: I love you, ticket oak

[stirs]

Rivera says, "Dave, are those your legs, or are you riding a chicken?"

[stirs]

"Tell me Ron, does this outfit make my butt look big?"

[TNPanther]

 

 

DG: "Ron, do you have children?"

 

RR: "Yes, Dave, I have a fine young daughter. Why do you ask?"

 

DG: "Well, there is a young boy in Gastonia up for adoption who was taken by child services because his mother whipped him with a baseball bat. I think you would make a great parent for him."

 

RR: "Why's that?"

 

DG: "You have proven incapable of beating anyone."

[csx]

Gettleman might not live long enough to turn this team around.

[bubba2shanks]

Ronny:  So that's where all the "Gettlemagic" comes from.

[Jangler]

 

 

Ron: So, the belly button lint world record is 22.1 grams...

 

Dave: Yeah?

[jono00]

Ron 'young guys not executing their opportunities'

Dave 'You have been saying that for three years'