have you ever measured your tally whacker?

[Jase]

be honest.

 

 

And also can we get some kind of standard as to the proper way to measure?  I hear of people jamming a ruler as hard as they can into the bone.  That's MFing cheating.

 

 

<<measures to reassure himself that it isn't getting smaller

[Kettle]

yes.  its true that its bigger when you are skinnier.  and the measuring device just rests against the torso without pressure applied.  at least i think.  maybe i'm wrong.  i know i don't stop there when I'm using the wife to measure.

[Darth Biscuit]

Measure from the bottom starting at your butthole.

[CarolinaNCSU]

Yes.

 

Disappointed every damn time. 

[Ja Rhule]

2 inches long

From the ground.

[Mother Grabber]

I use cubits to measure mine

[Doyle]

Measure in centimeters it will make you feel better.

[PhillyB]

when i was 19

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....FEET

[CLTPanther]

Once.. I decline to share the results

[Ja Rhule]

Don't worry boys, soon ur nuts will hang way lover than ur dick ever was.

[Panthro]

I start the measurement from my spleen

[PanthaSan]

Mine isn't long but it's fat around like a beer can.

[Squirrel]

Ah the age of the internet is nice some times. :lol:

 

 

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57593775/reseachers-determine-average-u.s-penis-size/

 

 

 

Not surprisingly, penises come in all shapes and sizes. The smallest erect penis in the study was about 1.6 inches (4 cm) long, and the largest was 10.2 inches (26 cm) long

 

 

Poor guy.

[CatofWar]

It may be small, but its skinny.