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I'm crafting a carefully-written letter to Jerry Richardson. What should I say?


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I'd wait until next week to send a letter.  Honestly if they beat the Giants the season might not be a total loss.  But we're all expecting the worst so...at least have the first draft ready.

 

I'd just ask what is his plan for the next HC and why should we expect different results this time?  He kept Rivera, and it's the same old same old as the past two years.  Mention that he is losing fans left and right and he'd better get this ship back afloat before the stadium is full of opponents fans.

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i'm taking an angle aimed at shifting perception of his priorities and social responsibility to provide a winning football team given the prevalence of it in american culture

 

also he's getting up there in age so i'm providing maudlin blaise pascal quotes and lines from the gladiator to give him some existential perspective

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i'm taking an angle aimed at shifting perception of his priorities and social responsibility to provide a winning football team given the prevalence of it in american culture

also he's getting up there in age so i'm providing maudlin blaise pascal quotes and lines from the gladiator to give him some existential perspective

There's your answer. Nothing but gladiator quotes.

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Philly, you are a smart guy and I´m sure you could produce a very well written and very well thought out letter.

 

That said, if JR has no clue there is something fundamentally wrong in Pantherland, chances are nothing you could write is liable to get through to his calcified grey matter.

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Maybe that's the plan...Get the fans so pissed off and apathetic that he can pull the vans up and move out in the night.. I bet Nogales Mexico would love to have his team....bullfights and glorious Panthers football..suggest that to him

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I don't know. In 2010, he reached out to a lot of fans that had sent in letters unhappy with how the team was going.

Pretty sure those were screened first.

Honestly, anyone who gets the volume of mail that an NFL team owner gets is going to need someone to screen it.

There pretty much aren't any Lamar Hunt types these days.

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should i hand-write it to show careful craftmanship and dedication to my cause as well as a homage to the communcative modes of days gone by, or print it up on expensive cardstock and professional headers to show him i'm a serious, sophisticated weight-slinging fan?

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should i hand-write it to show careful craftmanship and dedication to my cause as well as a homage to the communcative modes of days gone by, or print it up on expensive cardstock and professional headers to show him i'm a serious, sophisticated weight-slinging fan?

Write it in panther blood, obtained from the NC Zoo of course.

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