So cow tipping isn't real

[88 Bronco]

How much should I tip a cow?  Is 15% sufficient?

 

That's more than Brees...

[Dpantherman]

As opposed to cow 'just the tip in' ...which is indeed real.

[Proudiddy]

I personally did this in Costa Rica with a friend. The part most people don't mention is that they don't just lay there when they fall over, the jump up and try to kill you. My friend had like bruised ribs from being pushed into the fence before he made it over. My friend that lived there said she might have had a little baby around to react so overly aggressive. Anyway it was really dark, so whether it was sleeping or awake and chillin, I can't say.

Why did you travel all the way to Costa Rica to do this when you could've just walked upstairs and pushed your mom?

[Big A]

Why did you travel all the way to Costa Rica to do this when you could've just walked upstairs and pushed your mom?

800lb people don't climb stairs well, I couldn't make it out the basement, much less upstairs. [sad face]

[BuffaloBills62]

You silly Panthers fans.  Cow...tipping...

 

Here I came in to this thinking I would hear how one of your brave mounted a woman in Buffalo this past weekend.

 

...of course its fake.  I've tried many times and failed.