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Marlboro man scrambles towards impossible dream.

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The Marlboro man was seen riding his horse towards Arizona in hopes of trying out for the Arizona Cardinals this week. Word is, he wants to try out for a wide receiver position. When asked if his constant years of smoking might affect his ability to make the team, the Marlboro man responded, "well, maybe they could use another water boy. As long as the player don't mind coming to the bench to get their water."

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I hate to admit, you lost me...

It's probably my limited intelligence holding me back, but I just can't see the the joke.

No problem. Don't take me seriously most of the time. It's hard for most to know when and when not to.

Most just ignore me. Seems to work for them.

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